Earlyface

Person wey go shop frog make im ku ku ma shop the one wey get egg for belle.

Pikin weh talk say him papa no go sleep, him sef no go sleep. lols

Persin wey no get money go say small stout dey bitter..


Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand,and di man wey carry fufu for head,na who go find who go?

Wetin concern agbero with overload?


Na when soldier slap you, you go sabi say police na your friend!


walker walker pikin, go cool down when e carry bele


Chop alone die alone

Na co-operation dey mak rice full for pot.


Person wey madman don bite before if im see mechanic he go take off


--Na condition make crayfish bend... grin grin grin

--Ear wey no dey hear word, go follow head fall for ground when dem cut am cheesy cheesy

--Na person wey poo and hin no clean nyansh fly dey follow pass grin grin



Anybody wey do exam must get result. Either pass or fail.



Any joke wey stillme post must dey dry, drier or driest!

 
Any joke wey stillme post must dey dry, drier or driest!


which kin' pikin be this o,ponmo u no chop,fish u no chop,u say na beef u won chop.


fly wey greedy na him dey follow corpse enter ground

Na when rain stop ma hin person wey carry umblella dey know say na load hin carry.....


one day person wey die and person wey lost go see thereself face to face

E don tey wey nyash dey back!!!!!


No be where ground dey man tey dey argue fight

It dey ur body u carry am for back and it dey follow u waka



Goat wey follow Dog waka go chop poo

which kind friendship dog dey do with Lion?

if dem dey share dog laps he no fit reach Iman

e don tey wey yansh dey get centre parting for back.

Character be like belle, una no fit hide am forever.


 e don tey wey my yansh dey get centre parting for back.


Na small poo na dey sink big hole.


you have a big problem. Just make sure u take ur drugs today.

buh d way u modified my post actually made me laff tongue embarassed silly!


If you wan see ancestral spirit, look booqee for face!

Dem noe dey tell Blind man sey Rain dey fall **coughs**

Because Lion say him stop dey chop meat mean say u go put your hand for him mouth