Earlyface

A newly wedded man, Uzondu Charles, from
Imo state contacted Hot Swen Media today
with claims that his newly wedded wife,
Anita, is a fish.
Mr Charles said “I dated Anita for two years
before we finally decided to tie the nuptial
knot. While we were dating, Anita was a
strong advocate of ‘No Sex before marriage’
so we never got down. I remember vividly
when we went to an eatery and I ordered
for two big fish garnished with tomatoes
and onions ,Anita angrily ran out of the
place. When I asked her the reason for her
action, she said she was horrified to see
humans treat fish with so much cruelty, but
I didn't get the message then.
Just two days ago, after our wedding
reception and church service, I and Anita
were alone in the house. It was supposed to
be our wedding night and our first night
getting down but when I entered into the
room, I saw Anita surrounded by so many
fish and the whole room was flooded with
water. Her head had also been transformed
into fish's head”.
Now Mr Uzondu is confused whether to
continue with the marriage or file for a
divorce as he is strongly against divorce
after marriage, besides Anita has already
apologized and promised to never flood the
room with water again.

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