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Uncle frank
« on: November 25, 2013, 11:47:44 am »
(((ring-g-g-g-g)))
(((ring-g-g-g-g))
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy" .... "Is Mommy near
the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with  Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't  got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, he come around all the time, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
"Uhhh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do.  Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house & then come back to the phone."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.  "I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed  with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle  Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too  and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
***more pause****
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? - Is this
642357?"
   
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