Earlyface

Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn¡¯t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: ¡°One for Me, One
for YOU . ¡°One for Me, One for YOU¡±.
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the church near by for the Priest.
¡°Father please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: ¡°One for Me, One for
YOU, One for Me, One for YOU¡­¡±
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said: ¡°What about the two at the gate?
Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran past the church gate, shouting ¡°we are not dead yet oooh¡±.

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