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Smart guy wit N200 for food eats N74 food in hotel
« on: November 23, 2012, 10:50:30 am »
I was in Abuja 2 see my uncle @ 8am d secretary told me 2 come back by 2pm that Oga (boss) is not around.
So, I had to hang around till 2pm. By 1pm, I was so hungry cos I had not eaten since morning & I was left with N200 as last card.
I was unable to get a local canteen to eat Fufu or Eba.
All I saw were big hotels. I
began to feel dizzyso, I decided to find a solution.
In my front, there was a powerful 5 star hotel. So, I cleaned my rugged shoe, adjusted myself & entered d hotel.
At d lobby, the waiter asked: are u here to see somebody or you want 2 lodge in?
I said my name is Star, lodging.
He told me d least room was 47k per night.
I said no problem ds place is lovely, just like dhotel I slept yesterday in Dubai on my way frm United states.
He said thank U sir.
I asked; can I pay in hard currency as I've notchanged my dollars?
He told me no problem.
Ok where is ur restaurant I need 2 eat 1st.
He lead me to the restaurant & he told d chef to treat me well cos I was a new customer & that I just came back from US!
The chef welcomed me & gave me menu list.
I ordered 4 Pounded yam, Efo riro (vegetable soup), Snail & catfish!
The chef told me it will be ready in 30mins.
I asked for D bar so I can step down b4 d food ready and he pointed me d executive bar mainly for VIP's.
I requested for assorted pepper soup άnd spanish red wine.
I drank 2 bottles of d wine & 2 plates of soupand the bill was 34k(a wine 10k per bottle, soup 7k per plate).
I moved on to eat my food & D bill for food was 40k.
Total was 74k & I had N200.
Sweat began 2 come out of my face despite dAC. They began 2 suspect that I didn't have money so d security & staffs began to gather around me.
I said to my self 'Star what can I do =-?' .
I dialled my phone no on my 2nd phone, I picked & said,

"yes Mallam,"
D bomb is still with me not yet exploded,
ok in next 2min,
whao,
I'm proud to be suicide bomber, άnd now is even better as a lot of pple are around me!
B4 I dropped my phone, I couldn't see anybody in the hotel again even in d street!. Hahhahahahahah he must be Ibo guy!
   
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    Re: Smart guy wit N200 for food eats N74 food in hotel
    « Reply #1 on: February 17, 2013, 11:33:51 pm »
    So funny.So nobody wan die aby.
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    Re: Smart guy wit N200 for food eats N74 food in hotel
    « Reply #2 on: February 22, 2013, 08:59:08 am »
    Lwkmd. Rilli funny! Nice tricks
       
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