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Offline MEGAX

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Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
« on: May 10, 2013, 05:41:24 pm »
A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports. Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank. Akpors: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only speak English

Professor: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.

Akpors fainted
   
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    Offline Malison

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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 06:22:58 pm »
    Indeed thrillin

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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 09:57:33 pm »
    even if na u..wont u faint
       
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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 07:15:05 am »
    apos u rock
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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 02:44:44 pm »
    If na u wa dey blow dat kind gramar u no faint?
    Sexy mama

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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #5 on: July 11, 2013, 07:41:34 pm »
    yes nah..akpos oya cum speak english

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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 03:49:20 pm »
    Lols am currently laughing my lungs out..hahaha

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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #7 on: July 31, 2013, 03:27:02 pm »
    lolzzz! Akpor 4 life...

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    Re: Salesboy Akpors With A Professor
    « Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 07:25:18 am »
    FUNNY

     

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