Earlyface

A Professor was
travelling by
boat, and few minutes
after sail,
he asked sailor, "Do you
know Biology? Ecology?
Geography?
Morphology?
Zoology? The sailor
answered
"No" to all of these. And the
professor got up and
replied, What
the hell do you know on
earth?
You will die of illiteracy." One hour later, their boat
hit
turbulence and started
sinking.
So, the sailor asked the
professor, "Do you know swiminology and
escapeology
from sharkology?" The
professor said "No".
The sailor replied, "Well,
sharkology and crocodileology
will eat your headology
and your
bodiology, and you will
dieology
because of your mouthology."

Hahahahahehehehehe. ..It's so funny