An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He
had spiked
hair which he dyed in different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just kept staring at him. Every time the
young man looked, the old man was staring. The
young man finally
said sarcastically, “What’s the matter old man, never
done anything wild in your life?”
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “I got
drunk once and slept with a peacock. I was just
wondering
if you were my son.