It 'was on a nite of Dec 31st, when Jimoh dragged a drunk Abraham into the midnite new year eve service. Pastor was preaching;
Pastor: and the Lord said unto Abraham, Abraham, what do u have under ur bossom?
Abraham was stunned, looked at Jimoh: see wetin u cause now, how Pastor take know say i don shayo?
Pastor: and the Lord said a 2nd time, Abraham, Abraham, what do u have under ur bossom?
Drunk Abraham screamed from the back of the church: A bottle of whisky, my Lord!