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Naija Graduates
« on: June 25, 2015, 02:00:32 pm »
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin
was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in
one of the
daily
newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that
their gorilla,
which
had been tourists attraction has died so they
needed
someone
to dress up & pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but since the
salary was
OK,
he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the
gorilla skin &
entered the cage, he started jumping up and
down, beat his
chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started
moving
around
the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage
and found
himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The
scared graduate
quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started
shouting like
human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the
ground &
whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur
course mate.
Shut up or we'll both lose our job..
how has your day been,hope I made U laffffff,
If it doesn't Challenge you it won't Change you

 

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