Earlyface

I just
remembered some funny
names we (I and my
classmates) used to call
our teachers when we
were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun.
Sometimes when those
memories flash back to
my brain, I feel like going
back to school.
Let me give you the
breakdown of some funny
names we called our
teachers (can't remember
all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher =
OXYGENATOR (Reason: He
always talks about
oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher =
OSMOSIS (Reason: He love
teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY
(Reason: Dis man ugly
pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher =
BULALA (Reason: If dis
man flog u, you go hate
school).
MATHSteacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD
SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very
stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher =
PDP (Reason: He always
talk politics)
These are some I can
remember.
What about you? Did you
give funny names to all/
some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

shorthand teacher= nwanyi shothand( bcus her hands r vry short}

My biology teacher na anelka; cos na dxame head him wit anelka get

Was our agric teacher very short a man so we decide to call him little man