Earlyface

A bus travelling to Onitsa with a white man, a school boy a mallam and a couple others stopped at the police checkpoint, whilst the driver was sorting the police out, the mallam farted in the bus.It was the silent type so you wouidn't know the producer and this commenced a conversation,

WHITEMAN:Who farted?

PASSENGERS:The schoolboy, that schoolboy,,,,,why schoolboy?na that bad boy.
the whiteman getting convinced, it was the schoolboy, brought out 1000 dollars and handed it over to the schoolboy for such a mature fart.

WHITEMAN:Great, great,great lil' boy, you gotta keep this up

SCHOOLBOY:Thank you Oyibo, thanks a lot,

MALLAM:This be piracy? Against copyright ethics