Dear MTN,
My dear MTN, My Dearest MTN...
No matter how you rephrase this sms to me,
I would
never fall victim of your business tricks.
At first it was ''text yes to 7070 for a chance
to win
N2,000,000''. I neglected it.
Then it graduated to "few steps away from
receiving
your N2,000,000 reward".... I kept quiet...
Then I checked my balance and saw "You
would not
receive your N2,000,000 reward if you don't
text "yes
to 7070"....I still maintained my silence....
Then I recharged and I saw "reward your
self right
now, text yes to 7070 and you could win
N2,000,000"....I still kept quiet....
Then I got an sms from MTN and viewed it.
What I saw
was "Does your number end with 1996?
please send OK
to 7070! *******1996 has been rewarded
with access to
MTN's N2,000,000 draw today! subscribe for
100/
day"....I still kept quiet...
Then I saw an alert again!!... "Are you
AKPORS? Yello,
you just won MTN's N2,000,000 draw. Text
OK to 7070
to claim it, 100/day" (Money wey I don win, I
go still
text 100/day to claim am. Abii....? ok o, I still
kept quiet....
Then just few minutes ago, I got a call and
guess who
called? ''7070''!!!... Abeg wetin them wan tell
me wey
them never send for text?
Abeg, Make una judge me and MTN ooo. I
dey on my own o... dem wan force
N2,000,000 enter my hand.
N2,000,000 na by force? ...
Haba!!
MTN I no want, Abeg!
My people, make una help me beg MTN.
Who knows what the next strategy will be??