Earlyface

A Professor at the University was giving a
lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for
his audience, he asked, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students
raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts, do you think you've
seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad
you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise
their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched
a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands?
"That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you
one question further, has any of you ever
made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, a student raised his hand,
The Professor takes off his glasses, and says,
"Guy, all the Years I've been giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have
made love to a ghost. You've got to come up
here and tell us about your Experience." The
Big redneck student replied with a nod and
a grin, and began to make his way up to the
Podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the
Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's like to
have sex with a ghost?"
"****! From way back there, I thought you
said, 'Goats!'"