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Joke Compilation
« on: September 30, 2017, 05:42:27 pm »
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can’t locate her again, don’t stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you…..

Its another way of saving your phone credit…… 😀😀 😎😎😎

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Let’s laugh small!
Grandpa said to grand son,”see, your teacher is coming. Go and hide because you’ve missed school for two days.” Grand son replied,
“I took an excuse that you died; so go and hide.”😀😀😀😀

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What is your hidden talent??
Mine is the ability to open cooking pot without any sound.
Asin you no go hear _peem_
😂 😂 😂
# *Gbagammm* …..

Are You A Student? Are You Broke? Do You Need Money?, Now This Is What You Have To Do,
Call Your Dad, Tell Him You Want To Pay ASUU RESUMPTION FEE.
Just Tell Him It’s Called “ASURALIZATION FEE 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Thank me later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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My British friend just asked me,’What is ASUU?’….I told him it’s an annual festival in Nigeria where students don’t go to school for several months 😁😁😁
Abi i lie?

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Impossible things in this world…
1 – You can’t count your hairs.
2 – You can’t wash your eyeballs with soap
3 – You can’t breathe through your nose while your tongue is out.

Please! put your tongue back inside your mouth…
and STOP acting like a dog…!!
Chai! I knew you were going to do that*😁😁
AFRICANS , Na everything una dey practice?….I was a victim too so why should I suffer it alone?
send this to more of your friends/group.

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A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He’s still crying like a baby o and I’m shocked!  😂😂😂

*You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.* *😹😹😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹*

I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ”Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.”
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ”SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you”.

My dear, shift let me faint again.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I hate it when somebody tells a girl
“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”
😟😨😨😂
I mean, is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables and decorate her ears with tomatoes and onions just to have the “Cook Look??? “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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On my wedding day, the Pastor better skip the part of ”Is there anyone here with a reason(s) why this wedding shouldn’t hold?………😟😟
I don’t trust my village people, anything can happen…….😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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Sister in Christ… u claim to be saved but you only talk to men with cars.
Were u baptized with petrol?
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Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings
😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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JOKE OF THE DAY!!!
A man returns a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”
The Librarian looks up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?”
😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 to be continued…
   
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    Offline gideon saviour

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    Re: Joke Compilation
    « Reply #1 on: October 04, 2017, 10:11:01 am »
    good one's

     

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