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JOKE: Football & S*X... by GENESIXz

1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited= OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having s*x with her on the same day=Free-Kick.
3. Asking a girl out and she says "let me think about it"=CORNER KICK.
4. Condom= GOALKEEPER.
5. Condom breaks=PENALTY.
6. Abortion=RED CARD.
7. A girl with lots of energy= DEFENDER.
8. Having s*x without a condom= OWN GOAL.
9. Taking a lot of time before ejaculating= MAN OF THE MATCH.
10. Having s*x with three different girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
11. Having many chicks and inviting all=INTENTIONAL FOWL.
12. Having s*x with your eX=FRIENDLY MATCH.
13. Having s*x with free access on the bed of your eX=AWAY GOAL.
14. Eight years of having s*x without a child=ARSENAL.
15. After two rounds, you requested for more= EXTA TIME.
16. Taking it gently wen having s*x = FAIR PLAY.
17. Two legs on the shoulder =THROWING.
18. Asking her how she wants it=TAKING INSTRUCTION FROM THE SIDE LINE.
19. A lady using pills after s*x and still gets pregnant=DEFENSIVE ERROR.
20. A girl being pregnant =GOAL.
21. Your guy snatch your chick=TRUE PASS.
22. Having s*x with your girl and your mum opens the door=INJURY.
23. Girl tells you to stop touching my breast=YELLOW CARD.
24. You and your girl break up=GAME OVER.
25. Changing boyfriend or girlfriend every month and still not satisfy and later go back to tour eX=CHELSEA.
26. Having s*x with your eX and your friend joined in=SUBSTITUTION.
27. Spending much money on a particular girl just to have s*x with her=MANCHESTER CITY...

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