A little boy said "Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel?" Mom said "You mean the maid, why do you say that?"
The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with her hands on the wall & she was shouting, "oh God I am coming...I am coming ...I am coming...If it wasn't for dad who was holding her tight from behind, she would have gone up to Heaven"
[MOM FAINTS]