Earlyface

If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK.
These are most likely to be their
STATUS UPDATES.... MOSQUITO:-"I
love it when NEPA commot Light
for Night, na then i dey see food
chop."HEN:-"I just lost my
menstrual Period, i think I'm
pregnant."COCKR OACH:-''Hi Friends,
I Just find out say Baygon na Ice
Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar
sef. CHICKEN :-''If you don't see My
status update tomorrow, it means
i'm being served as Food at a
nearby'KFC'.... We shall meet in
Heaven!'PIG :-''Chei! I no know
Why people dey always gossip say i
Dirty, Na wetin concern...
them...nonsense !''.
RAM:-"Yehhh!!!! ....S ALLAH is
comming, God, My life dey your
Hand ooooo..."RAT:-' 'Hmmmm..
These tenant no know say i senior
them for this house, Imagine.....
Dem wan use trap catch me...Na
today? SPIDER :-"I'm planning to
build something like a Third
Mainland Bridge now, I hope this
dirty tenants wont do cleaning to
spoil my plans sha"DOG :-''I hate
calabar people with Passion !'

complain is their vital statuses.lol

Intrestin joke