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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian
« on: November 08, 2015, 07:34:34 am »

1) When you say, “Mummy, I’m Sorry!” And she
replies, “Sorry for yourself!”
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head.”
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.
4) When you say, ”Mummy, I have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won’t you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my cla$$.”
and she replies, “So the person that took first has
two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend’s place
to play and she asks, ”When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is
enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and
eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without
a cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ”I didn’t kill my mother, so
you will not kill me”.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells you, “All the food you
have been eating in the house nko? Which money
did you think was used in buying them?”
Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false?
   
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