Earlyface

Don't get me wrong, everybody is
beautiful but fact still remains that
some are more beautiful than others.
Well I believe most of the beautiful
ladies would have a thing or two to
say about males giving them special
attention cos of their beauty.
However I've come to realize that not
all men give attention to beauty and
from my observations, these are my
findings.
1.Crossing the road: You might want to
run than catwalk while crossing the
roads because those drivers ain't
looking at your pretty face; because
any delay in crossing can send you
straight to the hospital.
2.Jumping the queue:No matter how
beautiful you're can't jump a queue.
Take for instance,the past election and
at the various polling units, a ton of
people are waiting their turns and you
walk straight to the front? No, that
won't work,chances is that you 'd be
automatically "deployed" to the back.
3.In an exam hall: Swidy,most lecturers
no dey look face. If he wants to
embarrass you even with your fine
face, he will. So you better prepare
ahead for that exam.
4.Law court: You are often called "fine
girl no pimple",yea but that won't
reduce the number of years you'd
serve jail time.