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I. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly ****." ~ Bernard Meltzer

II. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin

III. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

IV. "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

V. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous

VI. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

VII. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark

VIII. "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

IX. "I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf

X. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ~ Thomas Jones

XI. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker

XII. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard

XIII. "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

XIV. "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous

XV. "Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb

XVI. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

XVII. "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain

XXIII. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis

XIX. Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

XX. A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.