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funny definitions
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:26:44 pm »
CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE
of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos
of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.
FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.
(wetin u go put inside d wallet)?
STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a
rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .
WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket
to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money
speaking ).
WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in
Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey
live there ( Political armed robber ).
TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater
guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to
tell the story ).
IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada
Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot
come and die na ).
LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you
eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye
( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ).
DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider
becomes your Roommates and you say ” God created
them for a purpose ” ( Na lie! my friend sweep den
find money buy trap and insecticide).
STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and
you don’t like and share so that your friends can
LAUGH too..don’t stop the fun.
   
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    Offline freebiesforum

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    Re: funny definitions
    « Reply #1 on: January 02, 2015, 06:31:32 pm »
    haha that's true  :)
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