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Offline freeflex

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Entertaining jokes: try not to laugh
« on: June 01, 2020, 05:26:20 pm »
Funny jokes boost up the human immune system by increasing infection fighting antibodies, Jokes can help them to feel better. Jokes are basically the stories that bring laughter to the people who are listening or watching and In today’s scenario, life of every person has become so much busy that they don’t get time to enjoy and relax.

Below are top 10 jokes for today to entertain you this weekend

1. I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom

I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around twon, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody do every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the “thumbs up” and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two policemen, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

2. I have decided to stop cheating and just focus on my three girlfriends.

3. A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 bus.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

4. I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:

English Lang. 17%

Biology 35%

Mathematics 40%

Physics 37%

Chemistry 42%

Economics 12%

Agric. Science 19%

Religion Knowl. ABS

Geography 22%

I lost my temper.

And started shouting: “What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?”

My Wife said: “Be patient. Listen….”

I told her: “Shut up! It’s your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all.”

My Wife said: “Oh! Really?”

I said: “No one in our family has performed so badly ever.”

My Son said: “Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir.”

5. If you are staying at home and you have money then you are clearly in ISOLATION. But if you’re staying at home broke then you are in QUARANTINE. And if you’re staying at home broke and with a troublesome wife, then you are in total LOCKDOWN

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Re: Entertaining jokes: try not to laugh
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