Earlyface

Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour.
The first guy said when my wife was pregnant
she was reading a book; a tale of two cities
and she gave birth to twins.
The second said his wife was reading the
three musketeers and she gave birth to
triplets.
The third guy dropped his beer bottle and
started running home.
When they got to his house they saw him
burning a book and they asked why.
He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the
forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this
house ……it can not happen!