AKPORS THE WICKED BOSS
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AKPORS is the Boss in the Office. Lets see how he
is interviewing people.
AKPORS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
AKPORS: What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: What are the four steps to put a deer into
the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
AKPORS: How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
AKPORS: Last question. In the end the old lady still
died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
AKPORS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may
leave now.
IS HE A GOOD BOSS?
Yes or No?
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On a very cool evening, Mr. Akpos was
with his family, all watching TV
when his youngest son, 'Joshua'
interrupts with a question.
Joshua: Dad(AKPORS), whats the
difference between 'potential' and '
reality'?
AKPORS (turns to wife): would u sleep
with George.W. Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will never waste
that opportunity.
AKPORS (turns to daughter): Would u
sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
AKPORS (turns to eldest son): Would u
sleep with Tom Cruise for $1 million?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I
would do with that money.
AKPORS turns to his youngest son Joshua:
U see son, 'potentially' we are sitting
with multimillionaires BUT in 'reality'
we are sitting with two prostitutes and
one Gay
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Akpors And Sonia
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Sonia: Hey-
Akpors: Who’s Hey?, don’t ever call me hey again!
Sonia: Sorry! My Love, how are you doing??
Akpors: I’m Fine! And You??
Sonia: I’m fine, but I need something from you
Akpors: What???
Sonia: Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k?
Akpors: 15k for what??
Sonia: 5k for my Cloth, 7k for my Hair and 3k for
my Shoe
Akpos: sure my love, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k.
count it, its complete and take
extra 2k. k,k that’s for your perfume,