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Akpos was inside a bus
goin to his village when he
suddenly realised dat d purse
containin all his money was
missin.
Somebody had piked it frm his pocket.
He luked around d bus,
everybody was calm, well seated
and enjoyin d ride.
Thinkin of to do,
within som few seconds an idea struck his mind...
Makin sure dat everybody in d
bus hear him, he said: somebody
stole my pulse frm my pocket.
People in d bus: no answer.
Akpos continued: i said somebody piked my purse
containin my money frm my
pocket.
People in the bus (lukin at him):
stil no answer.
Akpos: if d person dat stole my pulse did nt want what hapen
in 1994 to repeat itsef now, d
person should own up now.
People in the Bus: now everybody
lukin at each oda. Some
murmurin among themselves. Akpos: i said what hapen in
1994 wil repeat itself now if d
thief did nt return my pulse.
People in the bus: now everybody
were serios. Som askin within
themselves what hapen in 1994. And even odas are beginnin to
suspect Akpos as a native
doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Akpos saw
his pulse on floor of d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw it there. Akpos piked his pulse and
chek his money. Then comfirmin
d amount to his satisfaction.
The people in d bus were
amazed, how they wish they
could realy knw what hapen in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful
girl with a glasses approached
Akpos were he was sitin
and asked him that he would like
toknw what hapen in 1994. Akpos luked at her, smiled
and said: in1994 i was in d bus
like dis and they stole my money.
Na leg i take waka go house.

Funy oo

NA RUGGED MAN NAH

dis joke funny die, lolz............... ..

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So Funny hahaha