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Akpos In Hospital
« on: December 18, 2013, 05:59:54 pm »
Akpos suffered a very serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He woke up later to find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, one of the reverend sisters asked how he was going to pay his bill.
Akpos: (knowing he didn’t have the money) I don’t have health insurance.
Sister: Do you have money in the bank?
Akpos: I don’t even have up to N1500 in my bank account.
Sister: Well, do you have any relative who could help you?
Akpos: I have only one spinster sister, who is a reverend sister.
Sister: (slightly perturbed) Reverend Sisters are not spinsters! We are married to God.
Akpos: Ahh, that’s even better. Then send the bill to God my brother-in-law.
   
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    « Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 05:52:33 am »
    lol
       
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