Akpos suffered a very serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He woke up later to find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, one of the reverend sisters asked how he was going to pay his bill.
Akpos: (knowing he didn’t have the money) I don’t have health insurance.
Sister: Do you have money in the bank?
Akpos: I don’t even have up to N1500 in my bank account.
Sister: Well, do you have any relative who could help you?
Akpos: I have only one spinster sister, who is a reverend sister.
Sister: (slightly perturbed) Reverend Sisters are not spinsters! We are married to God.
Akpos: Ahh, that’s even better. Then send the bill to God my brother-in-law.