Earlyface

Akpos had a quarrel with Ofego.
Ofego gave him a hot slap on his face. He picked up a stick and wanted to take vengeance but was adviced against it and encouraged to take the matter to court where he would be paid some money (compensation).
Akpos promptly registered his case at a local court.
During the court proceedings, the Judge adviced him to go for an out of court settlement.
Akpos politely enquired about who was to pay him the money. The Judge sensed he meant compensation and ruled on the case and awarded 10 Naira as compensation. He told him to come the next day which was tuesday to receive his money. The whole idea was to frustrate Akpos into forgetting about the money.
He came on tuesday as instructed and was told to come back on wednesday.
On wednesday - come on thursday.
On thursday - come on friday.
Friday came, Akpos expected he would be told to come back next week.
The Judge said; Come next week tuesday.
Akpos approached the Judge as if he wanted to tell him something. He gave the Judge a hot slap on his face and said; If Ofego bring the 10 Naira, collect am.
One word for Akpos.