Earlyface

Akpos boarded a bus in lagos
with a
pretty girl sitting close to him. A
young man wanted to light a
cigarette in the bus.
Akpos: What is wrong with you
young man, why would you
light a cigarette in this bus? Do
you want to kill this pretty girl
here?.
YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir...he put
off the light.
After a long time in the traffic
without movement, the pretty
girl stretched out her hands in
the air and a serious odour
came out from her armpit.
Immediately Akpos said to
young man.
Akpos: Light the cigar!
YOUNG MAN: Sir?
Akpos: Are u deaf? I say light
the cigar!!!
YOUNG MAN: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
Akpos: Blow it to my nose,
bloooow it!!!
YOUNG MAN: Yes sir.
Akpos: It is better to die this
way than to die that way!