Earlyface

Akpors went to a bar to relax his
nerves
this
sunny afternoon.
While at the bar Akpors shouted
and said
to
the barman; "Give me a bottle of
small stout
and give
everybody here 2 bottles of big
stout let
them enjoy because when I drink
stout,
everybody drinks stout." The
barman
obeyed people in the bar started
hailing Akpors
while
sipping on their free drinks.
Akpors ordered again: Barman!
Give me a
bottle of small stout and give
everybody
here 2 bottles of big stout let them
enjoy
because
when i
drink stout, everybody drinks
stout.
At this
juncture everybody cheered and
hailed Akpors
louder.
After some minutes again Akpors
said:
barman give me a plate of fish
pepper
soup
and give everybody here 2 plates
of fish
peppersoup each, let them eat
while i eat. The
barman obeyed.
They were so happy and
heaped praises on Akpors while
they
ateand
drank. About an hour later, they
were shocked to
the marrow when Akpors
beckoned on the
Barman and said to him; "Bring me
my bill
and also give everybody here their
bill
too
because when I pay my bill,
everybody will
pay their bills too!