Earlyface

1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen. These
people are quick to say, “Please, borrow me your
Biro” and once you give them your pen, just forget
about it because that’s the last of them you’ll see,
except if you’re extremely lucky.
2. The “I dey ur Back” Team: Immediately they enter
the bank, even before picking a slip (withdrawal or
deposit), they are already asking who the last person
on queue is. And before you answer, they’ll say “I’m
at your back.” In most cases, 9 people will tell you,
“Bros, I dey ur back.” At the end of the day, you end
up settling dispute between the person wey dey d
back of person wey dey ur back.
3. The No protocol team: This kind of people don’t
even care who the last person on queue is. “First
come first served” don’t make any meaning to them.
Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the
manager, who offers them a seat, and within 5 mins
they’ve completed there transactions while u go still
dey dere dey grow grey hair for queue. (Dearis God
oooo!)
4. The Bank Door rejectees: These category will
always have problem with the bank door. You’ll see
them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones
etc and yet the machine keeps shouting “Bro, pls go
back”. Oga, next time come into bank Unclad! Biko,
he go allow u in… LOL!
5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste
slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions? You’ll see them cancelling,
tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write
common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called
“undergraduates ” are the leader of this group. Na wa
o.
6. The Voice of the People: These are the rebel
leaders of the banking hall. “The queue is not moving
na”. “Yes, It’s true. These people are just lazy”. “I
mean, this is arrant nonsense! I’ve been here for 59
min! This bank is a crap. I will close down my account
and find a better bank” Come tomorrow, you go see
am again for queue wit big goggle… speaking
grammar. Bros, na only you waka come?
Okay, which group do you belong to in these 6?