As we all know that most Nigerian ladies are so obsessed with taking pictures just to flaunt
their styles on social media. By the reason of this obsession, some take pictures in any
environment they find themselves not minding how awkward these pictures look.
Here are the awkward places many Nigerian ladies snap pictures and upload them for the world to
see;
1. Toilet
Some ladies don’t even mind the odour emanating from the toilet just to show how classy they
are. In fact, some of them will even take a selfie while defecating. This is aimed at craving
attention from guys. This silly act is very common with Lagos babes.
2. Okada
It beats my imagination how some ladies managed to snap themselves conveniently on bike
despite the gallops and brake applied by the bike man. Just because wind is blowing their
useless weavon and perhaps they are wearing sun glass, they will snap themselves and later
seek guys’ consent if they look like nadia buhari. This is pure nonsense.
3. Public transport bus
I also experience this inside idanfo or keke napep; you must at least seen a lady snapping
herself. Just yesterday when I boarded a bus from Anthony to CMS, the lady beside me was
taking selfie as if her life depended on it. I advised her to keep her phone because of traffic
thieves instead she abused me and I kept quiet. Before a tinkle of an eye, a dude snatch her
phone from the window and she started wailing.
4. Market
I don’t know what pleasure ladies derive in snapping pictures at dangerous market places such
apongbon, yaba, oshodi, etc where there are high number of rogues, financially frustrated guys
and armed robbers. Are they so impatient to realise that one minutes of foolishness can make
them loose all valuable thing on them?
6. Road side
Even if it’s possible for some ladies to take pictures at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, I know they
will definitely do that. Later when an unforeseen circumstances happen, they will blame it on
Lalastic.lala for not making their topics to the FP.
6. Suya Joint
Some ladies will order for N100 from Ab.oki and will quickly take a selfie saying they are having
nice time at a barbecue in lekki meanwhile they bought the suya at Iyana paja If the Abo.ki is a
very sharp man, he can corner such a lady into his bedroom.
7. During church service
In fact, taking pictures in the church is a very good thing but it’s very awkward to be taking
selfie during sermon, prayer meeting and quickly upload it on social media. When they return
from church, ask them for the topic of the sermon and they will be looking clueless.
8. Filling station
You heard me right? Yes filling station. One thing I observed about ladies who take snap
themselves sporadically is that they don’t take precautionary measure and also too stubborn to
adhere to simple instruction. The sign is written on pump engine at filling stations that smoking
and use of phone are prohibited but that is time they will start chatting, calling and snapping
themselves unnecessarily as if they are possessed. Smh.
9. In eateries.
Taking pictures of regular meals at eateries only portrays on as a starved girl who hardly goes
out so taking pictures with a cup of Ice cream or a plate of rice and chicken becomes
something to be proud of.
However, the case might be different if you’re having an exotic meal or say a chinese delicacy.
10. Inside hotel rooms.
It becomes obvious that you are a call girl when you start taking pictures in different hotel
rooms with different set up and bed spreads. That could be pretty awkward.
11. At the passenger’s seat.
It isn’t exactly a bad idea taking one or two pictures in a car especially if it belongs to you, a
relative or your boyfriend but it becomes awkward when it becomes a routine. It only shows
that you see the passengers seat as being a privileged position and that is pretty awkward.