NORMAL PEOPLE
This folks do everything moderately in changing dp,
pm, chatting you up and they keep in touch every
ones in a while.
GHOSTMODE PEOPLE
This folks just never do anything, never change dp,
never change pm, never sends BCs, but if you chat
them up they will respond, so you wonder how can
someone be on bbm and be so quiet
EVERPRESENT PEOPLE
Menh, they are everywhere change dp at a rate of 20
per min, pm at 10 per sec, can send BC to say
sometin as silly as “hi everyone” , first to wake last to
sleep and you wonder if the person is possessed
SELFIE (SH) PEOPLE
They picture is all u see and no one else, no matter
who you are, even if it is ur wedding they will still put
a selfie of themselves attending the wedding na wa
for them
UNKNOWN PICTURE
They will put pictures of only fine girls, fine boys, and
also pictures of others during their birthdays but
never their own pictures, so if u no sabi who add u
gats beg them for their name and who them be
EMOTIONAL DRAMA PEOPLE
They always have a problem every second and for
each problem their is an appropriate dp and pm for
it, always puting pictures of words and will not let us
hear word all day
FUNNY PEOPLE
They scout for funny pitures everywhere and use
them as dps, they can be fun people because atleast
you can always laugh whenever they change dp or
pm
MONITORING SPIRITS
I mean this folks are on your case, day and night, 7
days a week 24 7, they will never leave you nor
forsake you. And if u delete them another one will
just arise. Every contact on earth have this people on
them and they are here to stay
UP TO DATE PEOPLE
We know where they are, what they are doing, who is
with them, how they are doing what they are doing,
whom they are doing it to, in short they can’t sneeze
without putting it up as a pm first and I’m like *we
don’t give a spoon menh*
BOO & BOOLETS
Their relationship is literally online, if they are fine
we will know, if they are fighting we will know, if one
has eaten and the other has not we will know even if
they just had six we must definitely know, They won’t
allow single people breath and spare us the
unwanted convo
PM ADDRESS SYSTEM PEOPLE
This people have conversations with other people via
pm so we know who they are talking to and what they
are saying like it is any of our business Mstchew