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General / 10 Hilarious Pranks For April Fool’s Day
« Last post by freeflex on Yesterday at 01:58:53 am »
A practical joke, or prank, is a mischievous trick played on someone, generally causing the victim to experience embarrassment, perplexity, confusion, or discomfort. A person who performs a practical joke is called a “practical joker” or “prankster”. Other terms for practical jokes include gag, jape, or shenanigan

Here are 10 pranks for April 1st

MESSAGE – Change your phone message on April Fools Day: record your voice saying “Hello. (pause) Hello? (another pause) Is anyone there?? After another pause, finish it up with “APRIL FOOL!
PALMS DOWN – Tell a friend that you know a great trick. Put your hand palm-down on the table and balance a full glass of liquid) on the back of your hand. Bet your friend that they can’t balance a glass on both hands at once (help your friend to put them in place). As soon as you have the glasses balanced on the prospects hands, stand up and walk out. They will be trapped and will have to spill to escape.
BOILED – Take the eggs from someone’s refrigerator and hard-boil them. Then put them back where you found them. Can work well when camping, only do a few if you want breakfast!
SNAKE! – All you need is a rubber snake and some fishing line. Tie the fishing line around the snake and then attach the other end of the line to the inside of a cupboard or anything that opens and closes. Set it up so that when they open the door/cupboard the snake will jump out. Or simply set it up to drag across the lounge floor while everyone is watching TV!
WEIGHT ISSUE – If you can get the exact same clothes as the target except get them a size smaller – Swap with the original! Another favorite is to cut the cotton of the back seam in someone’s jeans a few times for split pants! Be prepared to replace or FIX though!
OH DEAR – Fold the flat sheet on the bed double and tuck in securely on the sides, when the person get into bed they can’t go further than half way!
SPRAY – Stick some duct tape on the nozzle of a kitchen sink or bathroom tap – leave a little gap towards the front where someone will stand! Old but it works every time!
DUAL REMOTE – Spend the money to get a second matching or dual remote. Change channels while they are watching. The secret to this prank is to not overuse it. If you use it in small doses you can carry this one on for months not just on April Fools Day.
FAKE CAKE – Take a round car-washing sponge, or a piece of craft foam, and decorate it with cake frosting, sprinkles, etc. Then try not to laugh when the victim struggles to cut themselves some cake. This one gets 5 STARS for Good Pranks!
EGGS – Try this prank on someone who drinks Guinness or any other beer that is difficult to see thru. All you have to do is crack open an egg (only the yellow part) and drop it in their drink when they aren’t paying attention. Last sip… Thought these were Good PRANKS? We feel sick… enough said.
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General / Genuine Websites That Will Pay You To Write Articles
« Last post by freeflex on March 31, 2020, 01:37:11 pm »
If you looking for how to make extra money writing articles online, this article will guide you through. We will unveil the top ten websites that will pay you to write for them. But before we start, I need to make something absolutely clear, there is so many misleading information out there on this topic and it can be very frustrating to finally find what you were searching for but then discover that the content differs from what the headlines present.

If you looking for how to make extra money writing articles online, this article will guide you through. We will unveil the top ten websites that will pay you to write for them. But before we start, I need to make something absolutely clear, there is so many misleading information out there on this topic and it can be very frustrating to finally find what you were searching for but then discover that the content differs from what the headlines present.

Before writing this post I searched for “How to make money writing articles online” and most of what I find out was far from normal, so I decided to write this articles to help those who are actively looking for how to make money writing articles online. I have used almost all of them and I can guarantee you that if you read through and follow every suggestions in this articles you will be making good money writing articles online.

If you looking for how to make extra money writing articles online, this article will guide you through. We will unveil the top ten websites that will pay you to write for them. But before we start, I need to make something absolutely clear, there is so many misleading information out there on this topic and it can be very frustrating to finally find what you were searching for but then discover that the content differs from what the headlines present.

Before writing this post I searched for “How to make money writing articles online” and most of what I find out was far from normal, so I decided to write this articles to help those who are actively looking for how to make money writing articles online. I have used almost all of them and I can guarantee you that if you read through and follow every suggestions in this articles you will be making good money writing articles online.

Things you should consider as we progress:

Before writing to any of the websites below, make sure you read up to 5 articles on the website, understand their guidelines and style before sending in a post. The reason most writers fail to succeed online even with their talents is that most of them present their writing to the wrong audience, and expect to get good feedback; for instance, if you have an article on relationship and send it to websites that publish only political news, your article will not be accepted.

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General / EARN UP 300K In Affliate Programs In Nigeria
« Last post by freeflex on March 31, 2020, 01:35:27 pm »
Affiliate marketing is a simple 3-step process:

You recommend a product or service to your followers.

Your followers purchase the product or service using your affiliate link.

You get paid a commission for the sales made using your affiliate link.

its stressful but really do pay guys

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Do you know you can create apps and earn lots of money
you can earn up to 20000 dollars with created apps when you publish on google play or other play store.

Creating an Android app is easy with AppsGeyser, but until now the templates have been based around written, audio and video content, that is, until now. AppsGeyser has recently launched a range of templates that allow you to create an Android app game in a few simple clicks.

There have been no less than 7 templates that have been launched in the past few weeks including: the shooting game template, the coloring book template, magic ball template, the scratch quiz template, the memory based game, match two pictures, the popular match three in a row game and finally the four pictures one word game.

more details in link below

https://myfreeflex.com.ng/create-an-android-app-game-with-appsgeysers-new-android-app-templates/
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General / Beautiful Ankara Styles For Babies
« Last post by freeflex on March 31, 2020, 01:29:50 pm »
Latest Ankara Styles: Ankara Styles For Kids That Will Blow your Mind. Little boys and girls can also rock african print styles to their hearts out. The ankara fabric coupled with the right style for kids will make the child stand out … In this collection, you will find Ankara Gowns for baby girls, Ankara Skirts and Tops and Ankara Shorts and Trousers for both boys and girls. You .. African wax prints, also known as Ankara and Dutch wax prints, are omnipresent and common materials for clothing in Africa, especially West Africa. … Mainly clothing for celebrations is made out of these.

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General / Coruna Virus- Symptoms, Prevention And Treatment
« Last post by freeflex on March 31, 2020, 01:24:23 pm »
Corona virus disease (COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by a new virus. The disease causes respiratory illness (like the flu) with symptoms such as a cough, fever, and in more severe cases, difficulty breathing. You can protect yourself by washing your hands frequently, avoiding touching your face, and avoiding close contact (1 meter or 3 feet) with people who are unwell.

Symptoms
People may be sick with the virus for 1 to 14 days before developing symptoms. The most common symptoms of coronavirus disease (COVID-19) are fever, tiredness, and dry cough. Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing special treatment. More rarely, the disease can be serious and even fatal. Older people, and people with other medical conditions (such as asthma, diabetes, or heart disease), maybe more vulnerable to becoming severely ill.

Prevention
People may be sick with the virus for 1 to 14 days before developing symptoms. The most common symptoms of coronavirus disease (COVID-19) are fever, tiredness, and dry cough. Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing special treatment. More rarely, the disease can be serious and even fatal. Older people, and people with other medical conditions (such as asthma, diabetes, or heart disease), may be more vulnerable to becoming severely ill.



Treatment
There is no specific medicine to prevent or treat coronavirus disease (COVID-19). People may need supportive care to help them breathe. Self-care if you have mild symptoms, stay at home until you’ve recovered. You can relieve your symptoms if you: rest and sleep keep warm drink plenty of liquids use a room humidifier or take a hot shower to help ease a sore throat and cough.

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Jokes and Comedy / See Top 11 Jokes Of Today. No 11 Is My Treasured
« Last post by freeflex on March 31, 2020, 01:18:49 pm »
There are countless benefits of laughing and sharing funny jokes.The importance of jokes is that when people around you are either sad, in a serious mood or in a problem. Jokes can help them to feel better. Jokes are basically the stories that bring laughter to the people who are listening or watching.

Jokes invariably refers to those stories which are strictly meant for amusement or laughter. Such humor and fun can spice up our life by effectively bringing in happiness. It can be either a Long or a Short Joke; the underlying purpose is to make people laugh and feel jovial.

Here are top 13 jokes of the day..

1.If you fail to make it children in your area might hide their biscuit when they see you oooo������

2.I stole money, the money got missing. What a waist of sin?����

3.Doctor: Good news,

You will soon be able to see your wife

Patient: But she died 5 years ago

Doctor: Exactly…hope you know what it means if you are the patient

4.When you meet Nigerian girls carrying a baby on the road..

Me: Rhoda, where are you going

Rhoda: To my sister’s place oo

Me: Cute baby how are you

Baby: tya piha jyfjkkfjk getjjkh

Me: Rhoda, what’s he saying

Rhoda: He said you should buy him fried rice, chicken and give us transport money.

Me: bsisbbskj sjsjvssj

Rhoda: what’s the meaning??

Me: I just told him, when next we see

No be only you understand baby language

5.It hurts so much when you know you are a virgin but people don’t believe you cause you have a kid�������

6.When you owe somebody 1million naira and you decide to commit suicide but a doctor saves you and now you’re owing the doctor 200k as well. Village people chaii������

7.My brother please no matter what try marry a beautiful woman so your children will not be called to act the role of devil in their primary school

8.For those weddings canceled because of this Corona virus, God is giving you a second chance to think about it.

9.Being ugly is challenging. Someone will just look at you & conclude that you’re wicked.

10.Mother in law asked her son’s wife “Why all the children didn’t resemble their father”

She replies “What I have is a reproductive system, not a photocopying machine”

11.Rich people can’t dance and I just realized that I can’t dance.

Oh Lord, I see what you are doing.
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Jokes and Comedy / Jokes: See Top 12 Jokes Of Today. No 8 Is My Favourite.
« Last post by freeflex on March 31, 2020, 01:14:15 pm »
A joke is anything that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

We all love jokes, that is why i have taken out time to sit and compose 11 jokes for opera news users..

Enjoy..

1.ASUU said,“Let there be strike ”

And there was strike

And the student saw that it was good

2.After surviving covid19 boooo m here comes covid19 pro

3.Nigerian artists somewhere in the studio right now

Mayorkun: Ramona, this your body dey killing person like Corona

Rema: Na you be my core owner, you dey do my body like Corona

Davido: Oh baby come with your Corona, I go buy you all the Corolla oh

Then Wizkid: Coro Coro Coro x34

4.The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second sign is replying

5.For those weddings canceled because of this Corona virus, God is giving you a second chance to think about it.

6.Being ugly is challenging. Someone will just look at you & conclude that you’re wicked.

7.Mother in law asked her son’s wife “Why all the children didn’t resemble their father”

She replies “What I have is a reproductive system, not a photocopying machine”

8.Rich people can’t dance and I just realized that I can’t dance.

Oh Lord, I see what you are doing

9.Please apart from goat, which other animal can lay egg �

10.Imagin say u Waka pass hotel wit mumc & ashawo c u shout “customer na dis old woman u carry today ���

11.An igbo man wuld get married by 3:30pm ND still open his shop by 4pm ���

12.Person wey borrow shoe no dey dance anyhw for club.. ���

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Here’s a list of all the Nigerian University schools that is currently accepting 180 for JAMB cut off marks 2019.

Using this platform, i would love to reach out to all candidates, who sat for the 2019/2020 JAMB cbt examination, and scored 180+, especially all candidates who scored below 200 in the just concluded UTME, that the below institutions accepts 180 for their Jamb cut off mark.

see details below

https://myfreeflex.com.ng/list-of-state-and-federal-universities-that-accept-120-jamb-score/
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During this period of isolation because of this pandemic disease in the country, its of great importance for all jambites to bear in mind that they must do whatever it takes for them to be prepared for their post Utme.

Do your best not to be taking unaware about your post Utme exam. passing jamb alone does not guarantee admission so do your very best to get all the information you need.

However for those that have little idea on how to go about it, I will try my best to outline somethings to expect and how you can prepare for it.

Here is a break down of what and what is vital for you to secure admission into a Nigerian University.

– O’ Level – You WASSCE result really speak much about your chances of gaining admission, as it serves as the number one pillar you must build very well before thinking of applying for admission into any school. I’ll say your O’ Level will determine you gaining admission to study your most preferred course. It takes 50% out of the admission quota, I.e the requirements. You must have at least Credit in all your compulsory subjects before thinking of gaining admission or else, I’ll suggest you try NECO because you won’t be admitted if you have anything lesser than C (Credit).

– Post UTME Screening result – This just covers 30% out of the admission quota. You need to pass this screening exam too. Who knows if the school decided to use their own grading system.

– JAMB/ UTME score – Your UTME result covers 20% of the admission quota of your school because JAMB was established just to know how well secondary school students are prepared for the University level.

HOW TO PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAM:

1. Don’t make reading your hobby – Never in your life make reading your hobby as it can affect you in the long run. You rather study to assimilate and understand whatever you’re reading. Never read to crime meanings word for word. Stare at your book if you can’t study, and whenever you’re in an exam sit, you’ll easily remember.

2. Get Exams Preparation Materials – If you want to pass Post Utme exams easily, you need to get materials that will help you learn a topic and understand. Materials such as Textbooks, past questions, and answers, booklet, e-books e.t.c

No matter how hard you study without past question or textbooks, you’ll fail because textbooks and PQ are very good materials that will help you to pass any exam easily.

3. Reduce your time on social media – Try reducing the hours you use on social media and use it to study. Avoid social networks such as Facebook, WhatsApp, 2go and Instagram for now because your Post-Utme exam is near and you need to study.

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