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Messages - JEFFREY96

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Hi Friend's,
Today I Am Again Back With Latest AirtelFree GPRS Trick.
Follow Below Instructions:-
*.Proxy:- 85.17.141.35
*.Port:-80
*.Apn:- airtelgprs.com
*.Homepage:- 124.153.106.131OR 69.64.78.198OR 10.5.45.107OR 202.58.121.201OR 122.170.122.191OR 125.21.241.7
Note:-NowSaveTheSettings, AndRestartYourMobil ePhone.
Use This Trick @ Low Balance.
TakeCare, VisitUsDaily.

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Mobile Phone / All-In-One: Mobile Tricksand tips all over the word
« on: October 15, 2013, 09:16:06 pm »
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SAMSUNG MOBILE SECRET CODES:-
*#9998*228#---shows battery status............
*#9998*778#---sim service table
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VODAFONE FREE 20rs recharge
-->Goto
-->Vodafone.in from mobile
-->Recharge menu
-->Enter password 8923115353
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FULL FORMS:-
GPRS--General Packet Radio Service
GPS--Global Positioning System
GSM--Global System for mobile
SMS--Short Message Service
3G---3rd Generati
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NOKIA CODES:-
*#7780#----Restore phone
Delete gprs set---*#353738#
Blue tooth On--*#2820
Call waiting--*43#
Show security code---*#30#
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Free caller tune for vodafone users:-
Dial 54206090
Free SMS for Airtel:- 80855
sms ams to 55328 u will get 50 L/N sms daily
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New Idea Trick:-
>To Divert voice calls dial  9822001711
or
>Simply dial *62*+919822001711#
>Tested in Gujarat and Maharastra
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Aircel GPRS activation:-
Reply to 121 with GPRS for GPRS setting
For wap setting do the same
MMS for MMS setting ... for all settings sms ALL
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TOLL FREE NO's:-
--> MONSTER.com - 18004196666
-->SBT Bank:- 18004255566
-->UNION bank:- 1800222244
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Airtel Free song catcher :-
-->Dial 57878(Toll Free)
-->Airtel Free TV:- Just Type: TV & send to 54321
-->Airtel Free JOB ALERT:- *321*66#
SMS- ASKto 55567... If ur frnd permits u can get bal
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DTH Customer care Num's:-
Dish Tv:- 18601803474
Tata Sky:-18604256633
Big Tv:-18002009001
SunDth:-18002007575
Airtel Digital:-18001028080
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Nokia 1600 screen rotating trick:-
1.)dial *#5513#
*#5514#
*#5512#
*#5511#
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Tricks for Nokia:-
-->Hide ur folder ICON
-->Rename Folder as Name.otb
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Dialed number retrieving in 1600:-
-->Save * on your contacts
-->Contact list& "Option"
-->select "call" option(dont press call button)
-->See diales no's
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U can change ur dialer tune for free (Aircel):-
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BSNL to BSNL 10 ps/min. at two numbers:-
--> sms EXLPOWER 1st mobile no
EX: EXLPOWER 9447XXXXXX 9446XXXXXX
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Nokia codes:-
-->See private No-- *#30#
-->Warranty--- *#92702689#4
-->mat--*#7370#*#7780#
-->product date--*#3283#
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-->Type No 1st 4 digit to 51619
-->Ex: No 9888 to 51619
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Toll Free numbers for any problems:-
-->NOKIA--18004253388
-->SAMSUNG---1800110011
-->SONY---1800111800
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7610,3230,N70,N72,N73,--- Models:-
Long press *,3,green button
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Airtel offer Rs.5 (day pack):-
-500 L/N sms
Dial *555*01#
-50 MB data
DIal *555*02#
-A2A 5p/min (n8)
Dial *555*03#
-10 min STD IT
Dial *555*05#
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SMS 4 Airtel:-
*123*1#  :SMS balance
*123*10# : Limited GPRS balance
*123*3# : Local A2A balance
*125*4# : unlimited sms balance
*123*5$ : Guld balance
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ACT SMSDD to 53739
This is for reliance GSM
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Sony ericsson hand sets on BSNL network Trick:-
Just type 'MY3GTV' and send it to 55447
u will receive a wap link download MiMobi Tv
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Want To recharge ur mobile online then go to:-
www.linx.in/rechargefree
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GSM tricks:-
To divert ur calls dial
**12*No.#
Cancel divert
##21#
To check status
*#21#
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Hidden Trick for Nokia phones:-
-->Try this code: *#746025625#
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Airtel Free Hello Tune:-
-->Balance-->1
-->Select Song
-->Then switch off ur mobile for 2 hours
-->Done
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BSNL trick:-
-->Send ur sim num to 53733 for puk number...
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Samsung codes:-
-->Soft---*#9999#
-->Version--*#0837#
-->Battery info--*#0228#
-->GPRS TOOL---*#4777*8665#
-->Call list--*#2255#
-->Firm ware--*#1234#
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Mobile Phone / IPhone codes
« on: October 13, 2013, 10:41:59 am »
1>> Follow the list of latest iPhone codes listbr />Code Action
*#61# and tap Call To verify the number of unanswered calls
*#62# and tap Call Use to verify the number for call forwarding
*#06# To display the IMEI Number of the mobile
*777# and tap Call To display the account balance information for prepaid iPhone
*225# and tap Call To display the account balance information for Postpaid iPhone
*#67# and tap Call To display the number for call forwarding when the iPhone is busy
*3001#12345#* To display many of the inner settings of your iPhone
*#21# To verify the call forwarding is enabled or disabled
*646# and tap Call To display the Post-paid minute balance
*#33# and tap Call To Check for call control bars.

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Mobile Phone / New Exclusive !! Android Mobile Working Sceret Codes
« on: October 13, 2013, 10:33:57 am »
1>> This are the some of the Secret Code for Android mobile.I think it maybe useful to all Android Mobile users.... Information about phone and batteries *#*#4636#*#* Reset data like before*#*#7780#*#* FormatPhone *2767*3855# Launch service mode*#*#197328640#*#* Test WiFi*#*#232339#*#* Log mode service *#*# 197328640#*#* GPS test*#*#1472365#*#* Other GPS test *#*#1575#*#* Bluetooth test*#*#232331#*#* Displays Bluetooth address*#*#232337#*# LCD test*#*#0*#*#* Melody test*#*#0673#*#* Device tests (vibration, and Backlight test)*#*#0842#*#* Touchscreen version *#*#2663#*#* Touchscreen test*#*#2664#*#* Proximity sensor test *#*#0588#*# * RAM version *#*#3264#*#* Factory reset *2767*3855#

13530
Sports Updates / Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Ethiopia (Photos)
« on: October 12, 2013, 08:49:10 pm »
Nice one

13531
Pc-Computer-Laptop / Change Password without knowing previous password
« on: October 12, 2013, 05:17:25 pm »
This tweak gives a user the opportunity to use it for good or bad. It enables the user to re-password any account without having to know the existing password and also shows you every account that exists on the machine (even the ones that are hidden). This is a good tool to use if you forgot a password to say your administrator account and you needed to be logged into the admin account for any reason.

To view all of the user accounts:
1) While logged onto the computer, click on Start>Run>and type in CMD.

2) From the command prompt window, type in net users. This will show you every account that is made onto the computer whether it is hidden or not.
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To change an account password:
1) While logged onto the computer to an account that has administrative rights, click on Start>Run>and type in CMD.

2) Type in net user then the name of the account then * and press enter. heres an example: net user administrator * or net user"Joe Smith"* . Put the name in quotes if it contains spaces.

3) From there it should ask for a new password. Type in your new password (type very carefully - the command window won't display what you type) and once more to confirm it. If you get the message that the command succeeded successfully you're all set!!

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Mobile Phone / Irritate Someone by nonstop Missedcalls
« on: October 12, 2013, 05:07:02 pm »
Want to flirt anyone with anonymous miss calls?

-Want to mess up anyone?

Let me confess first. This is mere an info. All Of You are very much familiar with this site but may not be aware of this point.

To start anonymous miss calls, Register first and then login to site
Pennytel

- Enter the number from which u want to call

And below

- Enter the destination number

He/She will surely receive a call but disconnects as soon as it picked up

U can disturb to persons at the same time by putting one person's number in 1st box and the others in 2nd box.

If he/she rejects call by pressing red button, pennytel automatically calls again and again

13534
Webmaster and Wapmaster / 10 Tips To Boost Your site Free Organic Traffic
« on: October 12, 2013, 05:02:04 pm »
Every-time i met or chat with some young blogger he or she asks only one questions and that is how can we increase our blogs organic traffic. Let me tell you one thing very clearly that its not the initial part of your blogging journey means before moving to this step you have to do some other thing like building a blog with unique and quality content, good blog design you should have deep knowledge of what you are going to share with your audience. If your blogs base is not good than how can you promote your blog and get organic traffic from search engines. People like to visit high quality websites which they want to revisit and share with there friends and family members.

1. Write Latest and Unique Content.

Its nearly impossible for every one to write unique content but yes you can write content according to your views and you can always add you angle either positive or negative in your articles. Also its very important that you write on latest topics which people want to read and share. If you are writing tutorials on simple plain HTML than no body will read your articles but if you write articles on HTML5 or on CSS3 than people will definitely take interest in your articles and share it with there friends too.

2. Be Consistent and Discipline.

These two words really telling the story of bloggers, Consistency and Discipline. If you write good quality content which catches the eyes of many people but guess what you are writing regularly than people will not follow you as they might thought that you are not serious about your blogging. Its not necessary that you write 2 or 3 posts daily or even write daily but writing at-least 4 to 5 articles in a week is recommended.

3. Interact with your Audience.

Your reader asks you a question and you just ignore it than guess what that visitor might not revisit your blog again and hence you lost fair amount of traffic. if a visitor revisits your blog chances are that he or she likes your blog and if any persons starts liking some thing he or she will definitely share it with there friends and hence more traffic.

4. Build a Social Network.

Its very unfortunate for newbie bloggers that they cannot compete for highly competition keywords like make money, credit cards etc. So how can newbie bloggers will find traffic for there blog. And the answer is from Social Network. Believe me or not 80% of the new bloggers are getting traffic from social networks and they are happy about it so why join and build social network today.

5. Keyword Research and Distribution.

As i said earlier that its very difficult to compete against the highly competed keywords so if you want to get more traffic from search engines than research for keywords that are not so popular or highly competed. You can always find these keywords from Google Adword keyword finder Tool. After you find your keyword its necessary that you put that keyword in your post Title, meta keywords and meta Description. This is called keyword distribution or keyword density.

6. Share your articles.

Internet traffic is widely spreaded in different portion like search engine, social networking and social bookmarking websites. So its very necessary that you share your articles on social bookmarking websites so that your articles can reach every possible human being. Try to add social bookmarking sharing icons before or after the articles so that people will easily share your content.

7. Link Baiting.

Its human nature that if you place many samples of one thing in front of them than he or she will choose only that thing which catches there eyes. Same thing is applied here in blogging field. If you have lots of interesting and useful content in your article but the article Title is not attract than visitor may not click on it in order to read it. So its very important that you always try to create content like lists and with some numbers in it like Top 10 wallpapers of Windows 7 etc.

8. Guest Blogging.

If you are the only blogger on your blog than at some point people may get bore with your articles because its human nature that they want to read some thing different every now and then. So it good to have more writers on your blog rather than one. One of the easiest way to handle this problem if Guest blogging. You an ask bloggers to write articles for your blog and in return you can gave than 2 do-follow back-links to there blog.

9. Tweak your blog Design.

If your blogs themes is 2 or 3 years old and its still using same old simple HTML and java script than its time for your blog tweak. After the introduction of HTML5 and CSS3 its very easy to tweak your blog so that it looks more professional. Also it bring new and fresh look into your blog and hence readers find it easy to happiness to revisit your blog.

10. Giveaways.

Last but not least give some free stuff on your blog. People always try to find some thing free on internet and if you gave them the opportunity to win some prize via giveaways than in return you ask them to share your blog with there friends so that your blog may get more popularity and hence more visitors.

13535
Latest Gists In Town / Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation
« on: October 12, 2013, 02:23:00 pm »
LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes.
The pop singer endured the operation so that she could look increasingly 'different', and it seems she has achieved her objective. Her record company even paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the new image when filming begins in three weeks.
"This is the latest fashion I'm starting and you can see that I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird **** huh. Next month after I recover from the surgery I hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm, hmm...which one should I amputate next?" Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping around the studio.
"Cosmetic Amputation Surgery"
According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.
"Just think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate parts of their bodies? You could have headless wonders singing along to their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks or maybe legless f*cktard bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts. Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend, and I'd be first in line to chop off that untalented c*nt Robbie Williams' head or how about that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton. I think this GaGa bird is onto something, innit," Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker remarked.
Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new craze and has vowed to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and in an extra twist, donated to science

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Other Tech Updates / How To Recover Hacked EMail Account?
« on: October 12, 2013, 01:50:55 pm »
It can be a real nightmare if someone hacks and takes control of your email account as it may contain confidential information like bank logins, credit card details and other sensitive data. If you are one such Internet user whose email account has been compromised, then this post will surely help you out. In this post you will find the possible ways and procedures to get back your hacked email account.
For Gmail:
It can be a big disaster if your Gmail account has been compromised as it may be associated with several services like Blogger, Analytics, Adwords, Adsense, Orkut etc. Losing access to your Gmail account means losing access to all the services associated it with too. Here is a list of possible recovery actions that you can try.
Step -1:Try resetting your password since it is the easiest way to get your account back in action. In this process Google may ask you to answer the secret question or may send the password reset details to the secondary email address associated with your compromised account. You can reset you password from the following link
Gmail Password Reset Link
If you cannot find success from the Step-1 then proceed to Step-2.
Step-2:Many times the hacker will change the secret question and secondary email address right after the account is compromised. This is the reason for the Password Reset process to fail. If this is the case then you need to contact the Gmail support team by filling out the account recovery form. This form will ask you to fill out several questions like
1. Email addresses of up to five frequently emailed contacts
2. Names of any 4 Labels that you may have created in your account
3. List of other services associated with your compromised account
4. Your last successful login date
5. Account created date
6. Last password that you remember and many more¡­
You need to fill out this form as much accurately as possible. It is obvious to forget the dates of last login, account creation and similar terms. However you need to figure out the closest possible date/answers and fill out this form. This is your last chance! The more accurate the information filled out in the recovery form, the more the chances of getting your account back. You may reach the account recovery page form the following link
/>
Account Recovery Form
For Yahoo and Hotmail:
Unfortunately for Yahoo/Hotmail there is no second option like filling out the form or contacting the support team. All you need to do is either answer the secret questions that you have setup or reset the password using the secondary email option.
To initiate the password reset process just click on theForgot password linkin your login page and proceed as per the screen instructions.

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KeysAction
Alt + MNew Message
Alt + ?Cursor in Search box
Alt + 0Help Center
Alt + 1Home Page
Alt + 2Profile Page
Alt + 3Friend Request
Alt + 4Messages if any
Alt + 5Notification
Alt + 6Account Settings
Alt +7Privacy Settings
Alt + 8Official Facebook page
Alt + 9Service Agreement
LLike/Unlike Photos in Lightbox
Facebook Working Shortcut Keys For Mozilla Firefox Web Browser:
KeysAction
Shift + Alt + MNew Message
Shift + Alt + ?Cursor in Search box
Shift + Alt + 0Help Center
Shift + Alt + 1Home Page
Shift + Alt + 2Profile Page
Shift + Alt + 3Friend Request
Shift + Alt + 4Messages if any
Shift + Alt + 5Notification
Shift + Alt + 6Account Settings
Shift + Alt +7Privacy Settings
Shift + Alt + 8Official Facebook page
Shift + Alt + 9Service Agreement
Shift + Alt + 6Account Settings
L                            Like/Unlike Photos in Light box
Facebook Working Shortcut Keys For Internet Explorer Web Browser:
KeysAction
Alt + M +EnterNew Message
Alt + ? +EnterCursor in Search box
Alt + 0 +EnterHelp Center
Alt + 1 +EnterHome Page
Alt + 2 +EnterProfile Page
Alt + 3 +EnterFriend Request
Alt + 4 +EnterMessages if any
Alt + 5 +EnterNotification
Alt + 6 +EnterAccount Settings
Alt +7 +EnterPrivacy Settings
Alt + 8 +EnterOfficial Facebook page
Alt + 9 +EnterService Agreement
LLike/Unlike Photos in Light box
Use This Ultimate Tricks , Helpful  For Newbies...Keep Smiling :)

13541
For the guy who want to hack mtn mtn has a strong white hacker who look into the lip holes of there network and try to block it before getting hacked that is why whenever a trick about mtn is out it does not last long before it is blocked

13542
Accoun recovery is possible if only u set a phone number to send ur reset code and password recovery

13543
Is that okay charles

13544
Am sorry for not posting how to unconvert to unconvert follow this link and fill reversal form http://m.facebook.com/help/contact/296078000410951?refid=69

13545
Health and Welfare / Re: 7 Dangerous Acts After a Meals..Must Share
« on: October 12, 2013, 11:39:19 am »
Yes o naiga no dey carry last

13546
Other Tech Updates / Re: How to become Hacker ?
« on: October 11, 2013, 11:18:44 pm »
Yes if u put all this in to practice and concentrate

13547
General / Re: *~BIRTHDAY CHART~ must comment*
« on: October 11, 2013, 11:05:18 pm »
If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don! 't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle : You are near
to perfect and nice at heart.The
examples of your kindness are
always circulated in groups of
people.You, too, love peace. You
wouldn't like to retaliate even to
a person who is in the wrong.
You are loved due to this. You do
not wish to talk behind one's
back. People love the way you
always treat them. You can give,
give and give love, and the best
part is that you do not expect it
back in return.You are generous
enough.Seeing things in a
practical light is what remains
the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove : You symbolize
a very happy-go-lucky approach
in life.Whatever the surroundings
may be, grim or cheerful, you
rema! in unaffected.In fact, you
spread cheer wherever you go.
You are the leader of your group
of friends and good at consoling
people in their times of need.
You dislike hypocrisy and tend to
shirk away from hypocrites. They
can never be in your good books,
no matter what. You are very
methodical and organized in
your work. No amount of mess,
hence, can ever encompass you.
Beware, it is easy for you to fall in
love....

If you are a Panther : You are
mysterious.. You are someone
who can handle pressure with
ease, and can handle any
atmosphere without going
berserk.You can be mean at
times, and love to gossip with
your selected group.Very prim
and proper. You like all situations
and things to be in the way you
desire, which, sometimes is not
possible. As a result, you may lose
out in some relationships. But
otherwise, you love to help
people out from difficult and
tight spots when! they really
need you.

If you are a Monkey : Very
impatient and hyper!!! You want
things to be done as quick as
possible. At heart, you are quite
simple and love if you are the
center of attraction. That way,
you people are unique. You
would like to keep yourself safe
from all the angles. Shall your
name be dragged or featured in
any sort of a controversy, you
then go all panicky. Therefore,
you take your precautions from
the very beginning. When you
foresee anything wrong, your
sixth sense is what saves you
from falling in traps. Quite a
money minded bunch you people
are.

13548
General / *~BIRTHDAY CHART~ must comment*
« on: October 11, 2013, 11:04:01 pm »
Hey guys here..

Here m sharing a nice game be da 1st one to comment..

January
01 - 09 = Dog
January 10 - 24 =
Mouse
January 25 - 31 = Lion

February 01 - 05 = Cat
February
06 - 14 = Dove February 15 - 21
= Turtle
February 22 - 28 =
Panther

March 01 - 12 = Monkey
March
13 - 15 = Lion
March 16 - 22 =
Mouse
March 23 - 31 = Cat

April
01 - 03 = Dog
April 04 - 14 =
Panther
April 15 - 26 = Mouse
April 27 - 30 = Turtle

May 01 - 13 = Monkey
May 14 -
21 = Dove
May 22 - 31 = Lion

June 01 - 03 = Mouse
June 04 -
14 = Turtle
June 15 - 20 = Dog
June 21 - 24 = Monkey
June 25 -
30 = Cat

July 01 - 09 = Mouse
July
10 - 15 = Dog
July 16 - 26 = Dove
July 27 - 31 = Cat

August 01 - 15 = Monkey
August
16 - 25 = Mouse
August 26 - 31 =
Turtle

September 01 - 14 = Dove
September 15 - 27 =Cat
September 28 - 30 = Dog

October
01 - 15 = Monkey
October 16 -
27 = Turtle
October 28 - 31 =
Panther

November 01 - 16 = Lion
November 17 - 30 = Cat

December 01 - 16 = Dog
December 17 - 25 = Monkey
December 26 - 31 = Dove

If you are a Dog: A very loyal and
sweet person.Your loyalty can
never be doubted. You are quite
honest and sincere when it
comes to your attitude towards
working. You are a very simple
person, indeed. Absolutely hassle
free, humble and down-to-
earth!! That explains the reason
why your friends cling on to you!
You have a good taste for
clothes. If your wardrobe is not
updated! with what is trendy,
you sure are depressed. Popular
and easy-going. You have a little
group of dignified friends,all of
them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse : Always up to
some sort of a mischief! The
mischievous gleam in your eyes
is what makes you so cute and
attractive to everyone. You are an
extremely fun-to-be-with kind of
person. No wonder, people seek
for your company and look
forward to include you for all
get-togethers. However, you are
sensitive, which is a drawback.
People need to select their words
while talking to you. If someone
tries to fiddle around and play
with words while dealing with
you, it is enough to invite your
wrath. God bless the person
then!

If you are a Lion : Quite
contradictory to your name, you
are a peace loving person. ! You
best try to avoid a situation
wherein you are required to
fight. An outdoor person, you
dislike sitting at one place for a
long duration. You are a born
leader, and have it in you how to
tactfully derive work from people.
You love being loved, and when
you receive your share of
limelight from someone, you are
all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence
some people could even take an
advantage, flatter you to the
maximum and get their work
done. So be careful.....

13549
Health and Welfare / 7 Dangerous Acts After a Meals..Must Share
« on: October 11, 2013, 10:54:06 pm »
7 Dangerous Acts After a Meals..Must Share

1. Don’t smoke Experiments from experts proves
that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to
smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher)

2. Don’t eat fruits immediately Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air.
Thre fore take fruits 1 -2 hours after meal or 1 hour before meal.

3. Don’t drink tea Because tea leaves contain a high
content of acid.
This substance will cause the protein content in the food we consume to be hundred thus difficult to digest.

4. Don’t loosen your belt Loosening the belt after meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted and
blocked.

5. Don’t bathe Bathing after meal will cause the
increase of blood flow to the hands, legs and body
thus the amount of blood around the stomach will
therefore decrease, this will weaken the digestive
system in our stomach.

6. Don’t walk about People always say that after a
meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In
actual fact this is not true.
Walking will cause the
digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

7. Don’t sleep immediately The food we intake will
not be to digest properly.

Thus will lead to gastric
and infection in our intestine.

13550
Jokes and Comedy / R.I.P English :p :D
« on: October 11, 2013, 10:46:09 pm »
R:I:P English.... :p :D

1. Principal To Student..."I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ?"

2. Class Teacher Once Said :"Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."

4."..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The
Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said"Why Is Fan Not Oning"(Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood...
Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!

8."Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This"Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10."Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,"IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us..."My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father.

14."Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.."I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.."Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told"If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer.

19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl.



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