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3851
Celebrity Talks / See Why This Guy Ended His Relationship (Photo)
« on: October 21, 2015, 02:18:28 pm »

Do you think this guy’s decision is Right or Wrong
??

3852
A woman’s brea$t is an essential feature that
portrays feminism. Due to differences in body
shapes and sizes, the women’s BR*ASTS vary
too.
Some women get embarra$$ed about certain
issues that concern this part of their bodies. Some
work these depressing issues into their
personalities and develop low self-esteem as a
result.
The following points could help women get
comfortable with their bodies and increase their
knowledge of this organ.
Every Woman Is Unique
Women should learn to appreciate themselves.
Some feel intimidated because they are not as
busty as others. Others feel they get attention as a
result of the size of their BR*ASTS. Every woman is
unique in her own way. Some worry about one of
the BR*ASTS being bigger than the other. This is
totally normal; however, if it is noticeable, a doctor
could be seen to correct the imbalance.
Inverted Nipples
It is not out of place to find some women with
inverted nipples. Just like BR*ASTS have different
shapes, nipples too come in different sizes and
shapes. There’s nothing wrong with having tiny
nipples or bigger ones. Some women have more
than two nipples. Extra nipples typically develop
along milk lines and could occur on other parts of
the body too.
Lumps
A lot of awareness has been raised about cancer.
Women have been told to examine themselves
from time to time to check for lumps in the
BR*ASTS. Not every lump is cancerous. Most
lumps found in the BR*ASTS are benign.
Notwithstanding, women should learn to have
themselves checked once in a while by the doctor.
Wrong br@ Size
It would be appropriate for women to find the right
br@ size and wear them. Wrong sizes could have
effect on the shoulders and chest. br@ that
provides comfort should be worn; its cup should fit
perfectly and prevents the BR*ASTS from flying out
when the woman jumps.
Fluctuation In Size
Every woman experiences fluctuation in size of the
BR*ASTS from time to time. The BR*ASTS
sometimes become fuller. The woman’s monthly
flow or ovulation can make a woman’s BR*ASTS
become tender and fuller. Young ladies shouldn’t
worry about this as it is completely normal.
Sensual
The BR*ASTS house a wide range of sensations.
Most women get turned on when there is contact
with their BR*ASTS. Touching and fondling of the
BR*ASTS could arouse $exual stimulation in
women. Most times the men notice the BR*ASTS
first before they check out the women’s faces.
Some women reach orgasm from touching of the
BR*ASTS.
Obesity And Weight Loss Affects Bust Size
A large portion of the BR*ASTS is made up of fat.
Gaining weight would automatically make the
BR*ASTS bigger. It should also be known that drugs
or exercises targeted at losing weight would also
reduce the size of the brea$t if effective; it is
difficult to target fat deposit at a particular part of
the body.
Nipple Hair
Not every woman has nipple hair, it is not an
uncommon occurrence either. A woman who is
hairy may likely have hair around the nipples. This
could be plucked out with the help of tweezers.
However, if the amount of hair becomes a point of
concern to the woman, medical attention should be
sought.
Sagging BR*ASTS
Most women hate to see their BR*ASTS sag. A
woman’s brea$t could sag as a result of loss of
elasticity in the brea$t ligaments. A decline of brea
$t tissue due to reduction in weight could also
cause sagging. Smoking of cigarrete, hormonal
imbalance and pregnancy could also cause the
BR*ASTS to sag.
Indicator
The BR*ASTS could be an indicator of changes in a
woman’s body. It gives clue to what could be going
on within the body. In most women, the BR*ASTS
show signs of pregnancy long before the stomach
starts to swell. In this case, the BR*ASTS grow and
become tender in the first trimester.

3853

Flattered Woman Smiling — Image by
Free/Corbis
Self-confidence is one thing everyone should
have all the times. It’s not a thing of
appearance but a thing of the mind.
Self-confidence comes from inside out and takes a
lot of effort to maintain. To keep your self-
confidence in check, daily practice is required to
feel more in control. And as they say, practice
makes perfect.
According to Entrepreneur, here are 6 ways to
boost your self-confidence daily:
1. Be a$$ertive not aggressive: People listen
more when you sound confident rather than
fighting to drive your point home. Watch your
favorite speaker deliver a speech and you’ll know
what it takes to be a$$ertive.
2. Dress smartly: You feel better when you look
good. Your choice of clothes and accessories
should suit your work setting. Looking smart also
does a lot of good in boosting self-confidence.
3. Develop a positive energy: A positive mindset
can do a lot of good for your self-confidence. Your
positive energy rubs off on others which in turn
makes them accept and listen to all you have to
say.
5. Always be prepared: They say luck is when
preparation meets opportunity.  You prevent a lot
of things from going wrong when you are well
prepared for eventualities.
6. Don’t be inactive: Being active gives you a lot of
courage than you’ll normally feel.

3854

If you’re getting it on with a guy, you’re dealing with
semen. Why not get to know it better?
1. Mood
There are a ton of mood-enhancing chemicals in
semen and the **** can absorb them. Cortisol
increases affection. Estrone and Oxytocin elevate
mood. Prolactin and Thyrotropin-releasing
hormones are natural antidepressants. Melatonin
helps regulate sleep. And Serotonin makes you feel
happy. But please don’t try to fight depression with
it. It doesn’t quite work like that.
2. Flavor
Smoking can make semen taste bad. Eating too
much cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, asparagus,
garlic, onions, meat, curry, and fish can make it
taste bitter or salty. Even coffee and beer can throw
the taste off. To make semen taste better, a guy
should drink lots of water and eat lots of fruits and
vegetables, especially pineapple, celery,
watermelon, apples, kiwi, cranberries, blueberries,
plums, parsley, and papaya.
3. Calories
A man will ejaculate about 18 quarts of semen over
his lifetime and the average volume per ejaculation
is about one teaspoon. That amount contains
approximately 5 to 25 calories. And 300,000,000 to
500,000,000 sperm! (Another reason why you
should use birth control every single time you have
$ex.)
4. Smile
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which
prevent tooth decay. But don’t use it to whiten your
teeth. That’s a myth and it won’t work.
5. Babies
When a guy ejaculates, the average speed of his
semen is 31 mph and it shoots about 7 to 10
inches. Semen contains sperm. Sperm can live up
to 5 days in your body. When his sperm reaches
your egg, it’s possible to make a baby. If you’re not
ready for a baby, there are lots of birth control
options for you.
And remember that semen can carry HIV and STIs.
Before he lets loose, have a talk about your HIV
and STI status, and make sure your birth control is
fully functioning too.
Culled from Care2

3855
Latest Gists In Town / Checkout How Olamide Looked 5 Years Ago (Photo)
« on: October 21, 2015, 01:53:32 pm »

King of the Streets, Olamide, went on his Instagram
page today to share a 5 years old throwback photo
of himself.
The indigenous rapper captioned the photo: – “My
gaaaaaaawd oh cause if a ghetto man no get job-
my brother na how we go take survive oh ! * in
china’s voice* .. Throw back to 5yrs ago when it all
started..”

3856
These photos of this Jihadist actively fighting in
Syria will shock you as he has risen above his
limitations to achieve his ‘heart desires’

Al-Chihuahua
Height is no barrier to terrorism. The dwarf
terrorist is barely taller than his machine gun and
has already earned the nickname ‘Al-Chihuahua’,
but that hasn’t stopped this three-foot-tall militant
from joining the terror war in Syria.
The mini jihadi is understood to have enlisted with
the Al Qaeda-linked group Jabhat Al-Nusra which is
fighting the a$$ad regime and the Islamic State.

3857

To all our teeming and loyal fans, who have been
waiting ceaselessly for the Gulder Ultimate Search
2015 ‘Season 12’, we hereby say sorry for bringing
the news late as we’ve been made to understand
that the Nigerian Breweries brand, Gulder had
scr*ped the reality show and replaced it with ‘The
Ultimate Promo (Ultimate Chase)’.


The reality
Television programme, tagged ‘Gulder Ultimate
Search’ (GUS), which was first premiered in 2004,
have produced 11 winners as the ‘Ultimate Men’,
claiming huge rewards, after triumphing in a quest
that includes struggling against nature and finding
a hidden treasure.
While many have been waiting for the challenge to
kick off this year, report emerged that the
organisers of the GUS had scrapped and replaced
it with the — ‘Ultimate Promo (Ultimate Chase)’.
The brand, also stated that they are working on
reaching their consumers directly, and this was
something they couldn’t do with the ‘Ultimate
Search’ as only some particular set of people were
reached, leaving out their prospective consumers.
Ebuka Obi-
Uchendu, Yemi Blaq and Illrymz were unveiled as
the new Gulder Amba$$adors in Enugu during the
launch of the new show.
On Why Gulder Ultimate Search Failed:
– At some point in time, Industry watchers
complained that some Gulder Amba$$adors
(Ultimate Men) failed in their responsibility, which
is to promote the brand.
– Some even left the brand to patronise its
competitors. Some other winners only remain
relevant within the first year of their reign as the
‘Ultimate Men’.
– It was believed that all these added to the brand’s
decision to introduce the new show and the signing
of new Amba$$adors.
GulderNg
Unlike GUS where there is always one man
standing to claim the cash prize and a car, Gulder
Ultimate Promo/Chase is giving out 15 Hyundai
cars and instant cash prizes to their consumers.
Nevertheless, it is not too late as the Ultimate
Chase runs from September – November.
All You Need To Do To Win Big With RAFFLE
CODE:
– Buy a bottle of Gulder
– Check under the crown cork for unique raffle
draw code
– Send the code with NAME, AGE and STATE OF
RESIDENCE to 20388
– Prizes from the Raffle Draw includes brand new
Hyundai Elantra cars, cash prizes and other
amazing prizes
HOW TO PARTICIPATE IN THE ULTIMATE CHASE
CONTEST

– Collect 6 ULTIMATE CHASE crown corks
– Report to any of the Ultimate Chase venues by
7am to partake in a chase contest
– The chase contest will be between you and other
consumers
– Grand prize for each region is a brand new
Hyundai Elantra
– There are hundreds of other consolation prizes
to be won
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For more information visit GulderNg
Goodluck!!!

3858

2face Idibia’s today launched his biography “A very
Good Bad Guy ”  at Terra Kulture, Lagos.
Pictured with him on the podium are his wife Annie
Idibia, their daughter, Richard Mofe Damijo, Ali
Baba.
See more photos after the cut

3859
Jokes and Comedy / Akpos, Oga And Madam(best joke in sept) very funny
« on: October 21, 2015, 12:51:49 pm »
Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto
it. Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it.
Immediately it started
changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to
the kitchen and saw Akpos
there.
OGA: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say "Oga" but when i ask
you a question you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except
your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a
questionwhile i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter the house girl
room when madam no dey
house.
No answer. Oga runs out of
the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never
end. Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
doesnot hear anything,
except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
understand anything at all.

3860
Sports Updates / Petr Cech Cautious Despite Bayern Munich Win
« on: October 21, 2015, 12:46:12 pm »

Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech believes that with
his team’s win over Bayern Munich they are back
in the mix for round of 16 qualification, but he
added that their situation still hangs in the
balance and they need to do well in their
remaining games.
Heading into last night’s clash against German
opposition, the Gunners were in a precarious
situation, having lost their first two games.
However, they managed to defeat the Bavarian
visitors 2-0 and posted their first points on the board
in the elite European competition as they remain in
the hunt for a spot in the round of 16.
And Cech feels that the result does bring the Gunners
back in the game, but he has warned that not much
has changed for his side and they still need to do well
in their remaining games.
“Obviously we are back in the game, but our position
has not changed much as Olympiacos won their
game and obviously that have the home advantage in
the next leg so we still need more points”, the
goalkeeper was quoted as saying by his club’s site.
“We go to Munich knowing we can compete with
them and we are positive we are in another game
where we can get points and obviously it will depend
on how the game will go but it has been a great night
tonight and let’s see what will happen in the future.”
Bayern Munich remain atop Group F despite their
defeat, while Arsenal’s position has not changed
either as they remain bottom.

3861
Sports Updates / Arsenal Suffer Aaron Ramsey Injury Blow
« on: October 21, 2015, 12:25:03 pm »

Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey suffered a
hamstring injury during last night’s encounter
against Bayern Munich.
Ramsey has been plagued by a string of hamstring
injuries in the recent past and will be on the sidelines
again after he came off injured in the second half
during Gunners’ 2-0 win over Bayern Munich last
night.
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger confirmed the injury to
his player, adding that the Welshman will sit out of
this weekend’s clash against Everton.
"He's very down, he told me that the hamstring is a
tough one”, the manager told his post-match press
conference.
“He's out yes", Wenger concluded.
Ramsey has made 13 appearances across all
competitions so far this season and has contributed
a goal to the team’s cause.
Arsenal are currently occupying second spot behind
Manchester City in the Premier League standings,
and will play host to Everton in their next league
fixture on Saturday.
The 24-year-old will hope to make a quick recovery
and help Arsenal’s cause in their forthcoming games.

3862

Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola thinks that
Arsenal were deadly on their counter-attacks
during last night’s Champions League encounter.
The reigning German champions enjoyed a 100 per
cent record this season prior to last night’s trip to the
Emirates Stadium, but their impressive record came
to an end as the hosts won 2-0, with the help of a
goal each from Olivier Giroud and Mesut Ozil.
Guardiola feels that his team did well in the game
and had their chances, but the Gunners were just
irresistible in their counter-attacks and made life
difficult for the visitors with the quick players in their
ranks.
“We had our chances, our performance was good”,
the Catalan was quoted as saying by his club’s site.
“In the first half we had problems with Arsenal's
counter-attacks.
“You could see they’re a top team with quick players.”
Arsenal’s first goal came as a result of a mistake from
Bayern Munich goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, but
Guardiola feels that the custodian wasn’t responsible
for his team’s defeat.
“We didn't lose because of Manu, he's made two or
three very good saves.
"That's football: Sometimes one incident makes the
difference.”
Despite the defeat, the Bavarian giants remain atop
Group F with a tally of six points.

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Arsenal midfielder Santi Cazorla has revealed
that his team are proud of their win over Bayern
Munich in last night’s encounter and have belief
that they will do well in their remaining three
games to make the Champions League round of
16.
The Gunners headed into the match on the back of
successive Champions League defeats at the hands of
Dinamo Zagreb and Olympiacos, but they overcame
the German champions, who were unbeaten in all
competitions this season, 2-0, courtesy of a goal each
from Olivier Giroud and Mesut Ozil.
The win has significantly revived Arsenal’s chances of
progressing through to the knock-out stage of the
tournament, and Cazorla has expressed delight with
the way things turned out for his side at the Emirates
last night.
“We feel good after the win, it was important for us
and it was a difficult game against a big team”, he
was quoted as saying by his club’s site.
“We are very happy and proud of the result.”
The Spain international further added that his team
have three more Champions League games to look
forward to and they will do their best to get positive
results from their remaining games.
“We have three more games, it was tough for us - we
had to win today to try to go to the next round.
“The most important thing was to win and now we
have to prepare for the next games, against Bayern
away, Dinamo at home and Olympiacos away.”

3864

Liverpool midfielder Emre Can has lauded Jurgen
Klopp’s managerial style, saying that the former
Borussia Dortmund manager is completely
different from other coaches in the game.
Klopp has been given the reins of the Merseyside
giants following the sacking of Brendan Rodgers and
the German went on to make his Premier League
debut last weekend with a trip to White Hart Lane
against Tottenham Hotspur.
Can has heaped praise on his compatriot, saying that
Klopp, who has previously managed German
Bundesliga sides Mainz and Borussia Dortmund, is
an emotional manager and he won’t change his
methods in England.
“He’s completely different from other coaches”, the
midfielder was quoted as saying by his club’s site.
“He is more emotional and he’ll put his arm round
you.
“That’s the way he is and I don’t think anything will
change regardless of whether he’s in Germany or
here in England. I think all coaches have their own
way of doing things.”
The Germany Under-21 international further added
that he enjoys working with a coach like Klopp,
adding that his compatriot’s style suits him perfectly.
“I definitely enjoy working with a coach like that. He
likes to come onto the pitch in training and show you
how you can do something better.
“He is always keen to help and I find that very
positive.
"I like the way he works and it suits me down to the
ground.”
Klopp will have his next assignment in the Europa
League when Liverpool play host to Russian outfit
Rubin Kazan in a group game tomorrow.

3865
Arsene Wenger is delighted with the performance
of his Arsenal team in their 2-0 victory over
Bayern Munich in the Champions League at the
Emirates Stadium this evening.
Bayern Munich controlled possession throughout,
but Arsenal were still dangerous and the Bavarians
needed Manuel Neuer to make a world-class save to
keep out a Theo Walcott header in the first half to
keep the scores level.
But Neuer made a mistake in the 77th minute which
allowed Olivier Giroud to head Arsenal in front, while
Mesut Ozil then scored at the death to seal a 2-0
victory for the Gunners.
Arsenal also had Petr Cech to thank as the
goalkeeper was in good form, keeping Robert
Lewandowski at bay.
For Wenger, his side have beaten a quality team and
he believes the Gunners will gain belief from the
victory.
"Overall we have beaten a very strong team. We kept
a clean sheet as well", he said in his post-match
press conference.
"The team focus and dynamic was there. Tonight we
showed we needed that.
"It can strengthen our belief and those around us. It
is important we have good balance between attacking
and defending."
Arsenal's next Champions League group stage game
is the reverse fixture, with a trip to the Allianz Arena
to play Bayern Munich on the agenda.
Tonight was the first time this season that Bayern
Munich have not scored in a game.

3866

Olivier Giroud has paid tribute to Petr Cech, who
made a series of good saves as Arsenal ran out 2-0
winners over Bayern Munich in the Champions
League this evening.
Bayern Munich quickly settled into the game and
started to control possession, but Arsenal still looked
dangerous when they had the ball.
And Arsenal thought they had gone in front when the
ball was cut back to Theo Walcott, who headed
towards goal only to see Manuel Neuer produce a
superb save to claw the ball out.
In the second half, Bayern Munich enjoyed the better
of the chances and Robert Lewandowski forced two
good stops from Cech.
But a mistake from Neuer allowed substitute Giroud
to head the ball into the back of the net in the 77th
minute to put Arsenal ahead.
Then at the death Arsenal sealed the deal when
Mesut Ozil struck.
Arsenal claimed their first win of the group stage,
despite Bayern Munich dominating possession and
Giroud was delighted, telling BT Sport: "We did well
until the goal and defended really well. Bayern
Munich will have the ball, they are very good in
possession and they finished with 70 per cent of the
ball.
"They dominated the game, but we knew that and we
were able to finish it off."
And the French striker was keen to pay tribute to
Cech, adding: "We needed this win to stay in the
Champions League and try to qualify for the next
stage.
"We have to thank Petr Cech too; he had a fantastic
game."



3867
Sports Updates / Lionel Messi: A Biography – A Genius of Soccer
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:50:11 pm »

From Carlos Gardel and Eva Peron to Maradona
and Lionel Messi
“He (Lionel Messi) is the best player in the world by
some distance”, Arsne Wenger, the coach of the
F.C. Arsenal, has proclaimed of the five-foot-eight-
inch tall, Argentine-born football star, “He’s (like) a
PlayStation. He can take advantage of every mistake
we make”.
As elsewhere in Latin America, much of Argentina’s
sporting history has been dominated by football —
known simply as soccer in the States– since the
1920s. After Argentina’s military strongman Jorge
Rafael Videla Redondo, a hated tyrant, declared top
priority to win the FIFA Global Cup in the late
1970s, the nation’s footballers invaded the world
with a host of global awards and trophies. On June
25, 1978, Mario Kempes and his fellow players
lifted the winner’s Cup on home soil upon scoring
an overwhelming win against a Peruvian team led
by an Argentine-born goalkeeper (6-0) in the semis.
Within a year, in Japan’s capital city of Tokyo, the
South American contingent,spearheaded by Diego
Armando Maradona, was regarded as the best
junior team on the Planet at the expense of the
former Soviet Union/USSR. Shortly thereafter,
Argentina was one of the “huge favorites” in the
men’s football tournament prior to joining the U.S.-
led boycott of the 1980 Moscow Games. Three
years on, its national side came close to winning
the IV Junior Global Championship.
On June 29, 1986, Los Celestes, as the national
squad is known around the globe, placed first in
the FIFA Cup in the United Mexican States; One of
the most memorable matches ever seen in World
Cup history was played there as Argentina beat
England–Maradona and his team-mates tried to
win on the field what their countrymen had lost in
the 1982 Anglo-Argentine Falklands War. Already,
in 1990, once again Maradona put Argentina in the
final of the FIFA Cup on Italian soil. In the space of
six years, from 1995 through 2005, the national
contingent was four-time winner of the Under-20
World tournament. It was around this time that
name Messi appeared on the scene.
Argentine-born Messi,who is dubbed ” the Flea”, is
a strong and powerful forward who plays both in
FC Barcelona (since 2003) and Argentina’s national
squad (2006).Curiously, he has spent his entire
career in Spanish club (nearly 10 years), working in
a variety of teams (Under-15, U-17, U-19, as well as
other squads). Messi has become almost
indispensable to his club (known popularly as
“Barca”)-he is the backbone of Barcelona’s 4-3-3
formation. Nevertheless, he loves to play football
with the Argentine side, having refused to be a
member of the Spanish national team despite his
strong links to European nation. As well as being
an Argentine-born person, Messi, of Italian
background, is a Spaniard citizen since the
mid-2000s. From 2005 through 2011, Messi
collected over seventy individual awards. Indeed,
his success as a sportsman is largely due to his
persistence and hard discipline. According to Paris-
based magazine France Football, Messi is the
world’s top paid footballer. Besides all that, the
center forward —a soccer gold medalist in the
2008 Olympics– has gained international stature as
a champion for the rights of children.
Although Lionel Andres Messi, known occasionally
as “the ghost center forward”,is considered one of
the greatest soccer players to have never won a
FIFA World Cup (together with Ferenc Puskas from
Hungary and Liberia’s George Weah), he is already
one of the male athletes most famous on the global
sporting map. In the Western Hemisphere, Messi,
who is often compared to Maradona, has inspired
thousands of young would-be footballers to follow
their dreams,especially in poverty-stricken regions.
But not only that, because of him more people
know about Argentina –which has a long-standing
history of man-made disasters— than ever before.
On his home soil, his status is only comparable to
three national celebrities: Argentina’s postwar First
Lady Eva Perón -made famous by Andrew Lloyd
Webber’s musical Evita— Maradona, and Carlos
Gardel, nicknamed the “songbird of Buenos Aires”
and who helped popularize tango around the
world.
Lionel Messi: A Rough Diamond
Lionel Messi’s life changed forever when he was
plucked out of the Spanish-speaking republic of
Argentina by a talent scout to play for Barca, which
is often referred to as one of the top clubs around
the globe- it holds hundreds of millions of soccer
fans outside its own borders, from Bangladesh and
Guinea-Bissau to San Marino and the Feroe
islands.
You cannot become a top sportsman (woman) if
you don’t achieve notable results, if you are not a
hard worker, and before all, if you are not able to
overcome the obstacles in your life. In fact, Lionel
Messi knows firsthand about this. Like his fellow
Argentine Maradona, Messi is small –who stands 5
feet 8 inches tall– for the position of forward, but
he overcame this with a prodigious ability and
exceptional intelligence on the filed, earning the
nickname “Flea”. Over his athletic career, he also
has defeated other hurdles: numerous injuries,
especially during Rikjaard’s direction. Throughout
his years as a boy, his country underwent one of
the deepest recessions in the Americas. But this
wasn’t all. Because of an illness, he almost gave up
the sport. By 2008, there were troubles to send
Messi to the Summer Games due to his dual
citizenship and status as a professional footballer
in Barcelona. Against club wishes, however,
Messi,the greatest professional footballer of all
time, arrived at Beijing with the Argentine squad
(as a defending champion). In the Olympic arena,
soon afterwards, he and his colleagues were
champions, making history in the People’s Republic
of China. Currently, Barcelona won’t sell Messi for
anything in the world.
Messi bases his success on being able to offer a
play based on pa$$ion, determination, hard
discipline, and an exceptional ability. No player can
ever be categorized as invincible in football world,
but Messi is probably the most talented man ever
to carry a ball. In all his matches, Messi plays as if
were a game for the FIFA World Championship.
Rosario: The Birth Of A Footballer
Born in the Argentinian city of Rosario (Santa Fe
Province), on June 24 1987 – a year after his
country captured the FIFA World Tournament in
the Mexican metropolis— Messi is one of the
fourth children born to Jorge Horacio Messi and
his wife, the former Celia Mara Cucittini. Curiously,
he is one of the four most prominent individuals
from Rosario, alongside Libertad Lamarque
(performer), Valeria Mazza (supermodel),and César
Luis Menotti (football coach).
His father had been a factory steel worker. In fact,
Messi inherited his football genes from his father,
who was coach during a brief period. Meanwhile,
Messi’s mother is an admirer of notable people
and wanted his children to have famous names.
Celia Mara named his son Lionel after her favorite
idol Lionel Richie, a Grammy-winning singer/
songwriter whose pop chart-topping hits in the
1980s included “Truly”, “You Are”, and “All Night
Long”.
Like most of Argentina’s sportsmen as Octavio
Dazzan (cycling), David Nalbandian (tennis), and
Manu Ginibili (basketball), Lionel reflects the Italian
roots of his motherland. His father’s family is from
Italy’s city of Ancona who came to the Latin
American place during a large-scale European
immigration at the turn of the 19th century. This
Spanish-trained professional footballer, the high-
scoring forward of Barcelona, has two brothers,
Rodrigo and Matas, and a sister, Maria Sol. On the
other hand, his cousins Maximiliano and
Emmanuel Biancucchi are also soccer players.
His sporting life goes back to times when Messi
grew up playing football in Rosario, a land famous
for their athletic pa$$ion and hosted the World
Championships for both professional and
amateurs, including the Men’s Football World Cup
(1978) and Men’s Volleyball Global Tournament
(1982);Messi can take credit for that because he
has been named official Amba$$ador for Rosario’s
2019 Pan American bid. Under this Olympic
atmosphere, Jorge Horacio Messi made no secret
of his ambitions for his son.
Like several Latino champs –among them Edwin
Vásquez Cam (shooting) and Nancy López (golf) —
Messi was introduced to sport by his father. Before
joining the Newell’s Old Boy’s youth side, Lionel -
when he was only 5 years old— played in the local
team of Grandioli, where his father was coach. On
that occasion, the smaller Lionel was a goalie on
the football team. At the time, he had a lot of
athletic skills, but not the technical skills. Shortly
after, while Lionel demonstrated his talent in the
under-10 competitions in his homeland and abroad
in the middle of the 1990s, the Argentine boy, at
the age of 11, was diagnosed with a growth
hormone deficiency. Since then, prior to begin an
athletic career as a junior player in the following
years, he had to beat back an illness, whose
treatment cost $ 900 a month. But in spite of this
problem, his enthusiasm for football was
unbelievable.
A Golden Opportunity
Recognizing Messi’s precocious talent, Carles
Rexach, a sports administrator, promised him that
FC Barcelona would pay his treatment if he
decideto play for the famous club.The answer was
“yes”, of course. As a consequence of this, Messi
and his parents moved permanently to
Barcelonese soil, a football-mad place. On that
occasion, the youngster was sad to leave his home
city. However, the Spaniard place had a special
significance to Messi: There, on May 3, 1980, his
fellow Argentine Maradona signed a six-year
contract with the traditional side.
The travel proved to be a turning point in his life. In
the capital and largest city of Spain’s Catalan region
— one of Europe’s first cla$$ cities— Messi
received a scholarship to play football in Barca’s
athletic academy, alongside Xabi Alonso, Gerard
Piqu, Andrs Iniesta and other boys. The Club’s
Youth Academy (one of Western Europe’s major
sports academies), was set up with one primary
goal in mind: Scans up to 300 young talents and
transform some of them into champions. The
youth squads have always preoccupied Barcelona’s
sports leaders. In recent decades, the Spaniard
club sent scouts to Latin America looking for
promising youth athletes.
As well as being the nation’s second largest city
behind Madrid, Barcelona is a place that is tied
closely to the Olympic Movement, physical activity
and all of the values that sport represent in the
21st Century. This corner of the planet, host to the
1992 Summer Olympic Games, is an international
grandstand with recreational spaces, sports
academies, and state-of-the-art Olympian facilities
on a par with other sporting cities such as London
(UK), Singapore City, Doha (Qatar), Montreal
(Canada), Dubai ( United Arab Emirates), and Los
Angeles (CA). Additionally, it was home of Mr. Juan
Antonio Samaranch, former Chairman of the
International Olympic Committee (IOC) and among
the world’s most gifted and influential sports
administrators.
During a breakout year, after overcoming his
illness, Messi, who was about four-foot-seven-inch
tall, become one of Barca’s top male players in the
Boys’ Division of the Spanish Football
Championships. There, he had been outstanding
throughout the event, scoring over 35 goals and
setting numerous records for his age group. A
couple of years later, under the aegis of Spain’s
Club, Messi improved rapidly his play and was
promoted to the junior team’s starting lineup,
competing in the under-19 tournaments.
Encouraged by Frank Rijkaard
As a young teen, he got the first opportunity to
used his talent as a member of Barca’s official
contingent when he made his first appearance in
the friendly against Porto on November 16, 2003.
Following his initial impact, scoring 22 goals in the
junior competitions, the up-and-coming Messi, by
late 2003, was moved up to the reserves of the
club: The squad “C”, prior to winning the right to
play for Barcelona B side, a second division club.
Messi, as a young athlete, acquired enough
expertise to participate in senior soccer events,
face-to-face with finest professional players from
Europe and abroad. It was an excellent school for
him, of course.
After watching his athletic performance in the
traditional junior contests on Spaniard soil, Frank
Rijkaard, Barca’s major coach at the time, put his
eyes on Messi –perhaps his most famous pupil–
and did not doubt that he would be the next
greatest footballer on the Planet —Perhaps a
Maradona. Nonetheless,the high-flying coach was
not the first to be excited by the potential of Messi.
On the other hand, Rijkaard backed up a number of
young players, including Carles Puyol and Vctor
Valds.
At the age of 17, Messi had a chance to show his
athletic potential. Fortunately,he did not disappoint
to Barca’s sports officials and soccer fans when he
entered the highest level in Spanish championship,
by pa$$ing many senior footballers and becoming
the youngest player in the domestic soccer league.
It was one of the greatest moments of Messi’s life
on the soccer field.
Encouraged by his coach, Frank Rijkaard, Messi,
months later, made his mark with the club by
scoring his first senior goal against Albacete
Balompi, becoming the youngest footballer from
Barcelona to ever score in the domestic football
league, among the world’s most competitive sports
tournaments. By any standards it is a phenomenal
achievement. In fact, Rijkaard made him the focus
of the team’s new offfensive scheme. Later on,
Messi spoke with gratitude about Rijkaard, “I will
never forget the fact that he launched my career,
that he had confidence in me while I was only
sixteen or seventeen”. Without a doubt, he was
considered one of the great prospects of the world
football.
A Champion In the Netherlands
By the mid-2000s,Messi brought home his
country’s fifth junior global title, considered a huge
success in the South American republic; It was a
history-making day for the Argentinean Football a$
$ociation (AFA). Messi began his work with his
homeland when Argentina’s sports officials called
on him to join the 2005 junior World Cup team.
Always a heavy favorite with the Dutch fans, the
national side, sparked by Messi, came first in the
global contest in front of the Amsterdam
(Netherlands’ capital) crowd, an international
sporting platform to numerous unknown
footballers. Thereupon, Messi collected two special
awards in Holland: The Golden Ball and the Golden
Shoe.
Futbol Club Barcelona: 2005- 2006 Season
The breakthrough season for the team and Messi
came in 2005-06. Three of Barcelona’s Spanish
titles can be attributed to Messi: Domestic League,
Cataluña Cup, and Spanish Supercup— beginning a
new period of success for Spain’s most popular
club and topping the TV sports rankings in the
European nation. On that occasion, Messi also ama
$$ed three individual trophies.
On September 27, 2005,before a crowd of several
fans and spectators at Barcelona’s Nou Camp
Stadium (among the world’s major football stadia),
star youngster Messi made his debut as a local
player in the European League Championship
(against Italy’s Udinese). He competed with Barca
until his injury, six months later. In spite of playing
without Messi, however, the club earned the
famous Champions League, one of the four big
international events on Earth, along with the
Olympic Games (Winter and Summer), and the FIFA
World Cup.
In the same year, the prolific scorer Messi was
named as Europe’s best young player by Tuttosport
(a magazine from Italy), gaining the Golden Boy
Trophy, by pa$$ing several sportsmen such as
Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney.
Curiously, Spain is home of one of the world’s
largest populations of foreign-born athletes(along
with France, Canada and the oil-rich Kingdom of
Qatar) such as Eulogio Martínez (Paraguay,
football), Nina Zhivanevskaya (Russia, swimming),
Juan Domingo de la Cruz (Argentina, basketball),
Glory Alozie (athletics, Nigeria), and Juan Pérez
(Cuba, waterpolo). By the end of 2005, Messi was
one of the last athletes to become a Spanish citizen
(dual citizenship), making him eligible to play as a
Spanish player in the National League.
FIFA 2006 World Cup
Historically, Argentina has the honor of being the
third Third World country to capture the global
contest after Uruguay (1930 & 1950) and Brazil
(1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002). Due to this
tradition and thanks to its world-beating players on
European soil, the Argentine football squad had
become one of the top favorites to gain the 2006
FIFA Cup, but they finished sixth overall (ahead of
three Europeans squads: England, Ukraine and
Spain), after losing to host Germany in the
quarterfinals. Immediately, Argentina’s soccer fans
blamed José Pekerman, national coach, for the
defeat against Germany. Why? Incredibly, Messi
was excluded to play that game.
Certainly, Messi had dissapointed 2006. Although,
he made his long-awaited debut in the World Cup
as he led Argentina -two-time winner of the men’s
football World Cup (1978 & 1986)– to win its first
points following a triumph over Serbia-Montenegro
(former Yugoslavia). In Germany, he played three
of Argentina’s five football matches.
During the 2006 World Cup, Messi became
Argentina’s most youngest footballer to attend the
FIFA Cup. The following year,Messi and his fellow
Argentine players finished as runner-ups to Brazil
in the 2007 America’s Cup on Venezuelan soil.
Spain’s ‘Football War’
Throghout his 2006-07 season, Messi had become
a regular player in his European squad, competing
on equal terms with senior players and attracting
huge numbers of interested fans. It was truly an
inspiring moment. However, he withdrew from the
Spaniard Football League due to an injury (a game
against Real Zaragosa).
With better health and upon spending three
months on South American soil, Messi went back
to Spain, playing in the match between Barcelona
and Racing de Santander. Soon after, he made a
hat-trick when his club drawn 3-3 with Real Madrid,
a match between the two most popular teams in
Spain (better known as “The Clasico”). Since
decades ago, these matches have been labelled the
“Spain’s Football War”, attracting the largest
average audience in the European country and
numerous regions around the world, especially in
soccer nations. In fact, it is a battle which is being
won by Barca’s team in recent years.
Messi’s Hand of God Goal
As he entered his 20s, by 2007, he picked up a total
of 14 individual trophies inside and outside Spain,
a new personal record over his professional
career. But this wasn’t all. Evoking the style of
Argentina’s former star Maradona, Messi, was
dubbed “Messidona” in the course of an
impressive career as a sportsman.
During a never-to-be-forgotten game, on April 18,
2007, the Barcelonese club got two goals from
Messi to defeat Getafe CF in the semis of the Copa
del Rey; one goal inspired comparisons to Diego
Maradona’s ‘Hand of God ‘goal against England’s
squad at the 1986 Mexico City World Tournament
— it appeared that Messi may have knocked the
ball into the net with his fist. In fact, this was great
news both for Barcelona and the whole country.
Nobody could imagine this feat. His fellow player
Deco said, “It was the best goal I have ever seen in
my life”.
2007-2008 Campaign
Over the course of the season,Messi was in the
spotlight as he was regarded as the world’s top
footballer by experts, sportswriters, coaches,
players, and sports administrators. Meanwhile,
Messi was elected as one of the 14th Best Male
Athletes in 2007 by a total of 422 AIPS
(International Sports Press a$$ociation) members
from 94 countries–ahead of South Africa’s rugby
star Bryan Habana and Rafael Nadal, a tennis
player from Spain.
After making a record in soccer world —scored
five goals over a span of seven days– Messi helped
Barcelona to become one of the four leaders in the
first cla$$ Spaniard championship. He was the
answer to their lack of versatility in attacking
positions. In fact, he sees Barcelona through the
eyes of a lover. Additionally, he scored also two
goals in the UEFA Champions League. In beginning
2008, Messi celebrated his 100th match.
In March, the star athlete was forced to drop out of
the Champions League because of an injury.
Following over a month, he returned to the line-up,
competing with Cristiano Ronaldo, considered
among the globe’s finest footballers. Under Messi’s
guidance, however, the Barcelonese club was
eliminated from the European championship,
showing the effects of his injury. Certainly, Messi
had not a strong performance in this season,
winning only two unofficial events (Beckenbauer
Cup in Germany and Joan Gamper Trophy). In July
of that year, on the other hand, Messi was
appointed as the captain for the first time in a
friendly match against Scotland’s Dundee United.
Subsequently, the Barcelonese soccer club paid
tribute to Messi’s perseverance: Wearing the shirt
number ten for the first time (historically given to
the leading scorer), the number worn by former
stars such as Romario Souza of Brazil, Hugo Sotil of
Peru and Maradona, Messi began a new period in
Barca, few weeks prior to 2008 the Summer
Games.
Messi At the 2008 Beijing Olympics
Argentina earned its first soccer medal in the 1928
Amsterdam Games, after falling to Uruguay’s side
in the gold-medal match. Then, the national
contingent was asked to replace Uruguay in the
1976 Montreal Games, but it did not accept.
During the Centennial Games in the States, on
August 3, 1996, the Argentine team was runner-up
to Nigeria (sub-Saharan Africa)-matched its
performance in the 1920s. In the 26th Olympiad,
the silver medalists were Roberto Ayala, José
Chamot, Javier Zanetti, Roberto Sensini and Diego
Pablo Simeone, Ariel Ortega, Hernan Crespo, and
Claudio López, among others footballers. Over the
next years, by 2004, the Spanish-speaking republic
placed first in the Athens XXVIII Summer Games
upon their victory over Paraguay, a feat never
before accomplished by a male squad from
Argentina in the men’s soccer Olympic Cup.
Messi was Latin America’s top hope for a medal in
the 2008 Olympiad. Nonetheless, there were
troubles to send Messi to Beijing: his club did not
approve his Olympic participation. After a long-
running conflict between the Spaniard club and
AFA (Argentinean Football a$$ociation), Messi was
eligible to represent his nation in the 2008 Beijing
Olympics, where he won his second major global
event following a convincing triumph over Nigeria,
one of the most extraordinary results in the history
of the Olympic Championship. It was interesting to
note that Messi was a great Olympian champ in the
People’s Republic of China (PRC).
Unlike Pele (Edson Arantes do Nascimento) -a long-
standing senior player from Brazil– and Maradona,
Messi has won an Olympic gold medal after
Argentina defeated six countries in the men’s
Olympian football championship in the Games of
29th Olympiad in mainland China, becoming the
first world-cla$$ soccer player to win a trophy in
the Modern Olympics since the early 1950s when
Ferenc Puskas took the Hungarian team to its first
Olympian title in the Finland Summer Games.
The Soccer Tournment included some strong
names such as Brazil, Belgium, Holland,and Cote
d’Ivoire.There, this Spanish-trained professional
player also helped Argentina to win their second
straight Olympic title; the nation’s fourth Olympian
medal in men’s football. As well as earning the gold
in the People’s Republic, Messi was regarded as
one of Latin America’s foremost Olympic athletes.
Nonetheless, his trophy was overshadowed by the
wins of Michael Phelps, Usain Powell of Jamaica
( 3-time Olympic gold medalist ) and other
champions.
2008-2009 Season
After being part of the Olympic gold-winning squad
in 2008, Messi won the world’s best footballer by
FIFA ( the world’s governing body of soccer ).
In beginning 2009, Barcelona’s 2-1 win over Racing
de Santander was one of Messi’s most notable
matches, scoring both goals in the last 45 minutes.
Messi entered the match when its club was
defeated (0-1), but he confirmed his international
status when he was able to break down a
Santander defense. During the game, Spain’s team
made its 5,000 goal with Messi.
After making worldwide headlines on Spaniard soil,
he was a key player when his club had a convincing
6-2 win over Real Madrid at Santiago de Bernabu
Stadium in Spain’s capital city— Without a doubt,
one of the greatest games of Messi’s athletic
career. As has traditionally been the case, this a
match attracted several neutral fans across the
globe. Messi’s other important achievement was
when Barcelona’s side finished first in the unofficial
event Joan Gamper Trophy for the third time in a
row. In 2008, he came away with 10 individual
awards.
His Play Speaks For Itself
By the time the 2009-10 season, Messi brought
about a sporting revolution at Barcelona.
Astonishingly, his side won all the championships.
For these wins, some experts and sportswriters
believe he is better than Maradona and Pele.
Upon claiming five prestigious competitions —the
Champions League, the UEFA Supercup, the
Spanish Cup (Copa del Rey), the National League,
and the Spanish Supercup— Messi was able to lead
Barcelona side to victory in the FIFA Club World
Cup in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) at the turn
of the 2009, becoming Spain’s most popular person
and making Barcelona one of the world’s most
successful clubs in football history. Apart from
winning these events, he collected over 15
individual awards in the Americas, Persian Gulf,
and Western Europe: World Football of the Year,
Alfredo Di Stefano Trophy, World Selection, Best
Player in the Club World Cup, and Champions
Trophy, among other trophies.
In April 2010, one of the most interesting statistics
came from Messi when he became Barcelona’s
first footballer to score four goals in the
Champions League-all against Arsenal F.C.
Likewise, he made a name for himself in soccer
world as he was Barcelona’s top scorer in the
Champions League ( twenty-five goals). Later on,
Messi helped the club to capture the Spanish
league, as well as winning two special trophies as
the Best Player.
Spain: The Best Domestic Football
Not all of Messi’s play was acclaimed in 2010.
Despite the optimism following Messi’s strong
performance in Western Europe, Argentine side
was eliminated by Germany (0-4), allowing it to
secure a top five position in the FIFA Global
Tournament;one of Messi’s most disapponting
results in this period.
The men’s football team of Argentina departed for
Africa in the quest of their third Global Cup. From
the beginning, Los Celestes entered the 2010 South
Africa World Cup as a front-runner to win the title.
Prior to being eliminated in the quaterfinals, the
South American nation had four wins: Nigeria (1-0),
South Korea (4-1), Greece (2-0), and Mexico (3-1).
Ironically, the Spanish national team won the
Global Cup for the first time.
Although one of the most prominent sportsmen in
this Century, Messi has not won a World Cup (2006
& 2010). In sub-Saharan Africa, his production was
poor: He did not score a single goal. Up to now, his
results pale in comparison with Maradona and
Pele.
2010-2011 Season
In September 2010, Messi’s play captivated the
audience, from experts and sportswriters to fans,
setting new Spanish and European records. For the
third consecutive time,the star player became top
scorer in the Champions League. It was
unbelievable. In the whole event, the sport’s
greatest footballer was a “perfect machinery”.
Spearheaded by its idol Messi, the Barcelonese
club ama$$ed two tournaments – The national
tournament and then Champions League for the
second successive year, sparking off celebrations
in the Spaniard city of Barcelona. In the meantime,
he gained the FIFA Ballon d’ Or. These wins have
helped construct an excellent relationship between
Messi and his fans inside and outside Spain. In his
native country, however, there is another
atmosphere.
America’s Cup
Argentina’s side was upset by Brazil in the finals of
the 2007 South American Cup (there Messi
appeared in all six of his nation’s games). Four
years later, the traditional event was held in
Argentina. There, the host nation entered the
regional contest, but it did not even make the
semis. On the eve of that event, Argentina was a
gold-medal contender well ahead of Brazil and
Uruguay.
Unfortunately, Messi could not do anything. In
spite of his extraordinary achievements in Western
Europe, the amazing Latino player was unable to
lead the Argentine side to win the Copa America
for the second time, being strongly criticized by
Argentina’s football fans.
The local squad had two draws with Bolivia (1-1)
and Colombia (0-0) before defeating Costa Rica
(3-0) and falling to eventual champion Uruguay
(4-5) in the quarter-finals. In his own land,Messi
did not score a single goal (except on a penalty)
over the course of the Latin American
championship. Undeterred, he departed for Spain.
Undoubtedly, some soccer fans don’t understand
why Argentina’s national team can not win
international tournaments with the world’s most
prominent soccer player.
2011-2012 Season
Spearheaded by Messi, the Barcelonese club
captured the Spanish Supercup on in August 2011.
With 8 goals, Messi was the top scorer in the
national contest, ahead of Raúl González Blanco.
Within a few weeks, they also won the European
Supercup. On December 18, 2011, Barcelona won
the Club World Cup by beating Brazil’s Santos (4-0).
There, Messi was the tournament’s most valuable
athlete. Astonishingly, Messi became the top
scorer (236 goals) in Barca’s history on March 31,
2012.
An Advocate for the Rights of Children
Latin America’s remarkable football player Messi is
regarded as Argentina’s long-standing advocate for
the rights of poor children. By 2007, he created a
self-named foundation,whose principal aim is to
improve education and health care of the future
generation of Argentina’s boys and girls. Recently
named UN Goodwill Amba$$ador for the United
Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF), Messi works
closely with the international organization,
increasing global awareness and providing
financial aid to programs for children and mothers
on Earth.
–pinticles

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Perfect response or nah? lmaoo..

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These throwback photos of Korede Bello illustrate
the interesting transformation that has occured in
his life over the years. See photos below.








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We know you mean well and you’re just trying to
make us feel better, but there are some things
single women just wish they didn’t have to hear.
Stop saying things like…
1. “Why are you still single?”
There’s no good answer to this question. Why am I
single? I don’t know. Maybe… Because I just am?
I’m not being sarcastic, it’s just that I honestly don’t
know what to say.
Are you asking me to tell you a deep, hidden flaw
that drives men away when they get to know me
well enough? Are you asking me to retrace my
steps through past relationships and find the
mistake I made that thwarted a walk down the
aisle? Or are you asking me this question because
you think I’ve never asked it of myself?
I know you probably mean this question as a
compliment — you’re trying to tell me I’m attractive
or kind or have some other quality that’s appealing,
but if that’s the case, just tell me I’m pretty or I’m
kind or, really, anything else.
Just affirm me for what you see instead of
interrogating me about why a man didn’t see it,
too.
2. “He’s missing out.”
I’m 36 and single, which means I’ve dated (and,
unfortunately, broken up with) a number of men.
After each breakup, many, many people have told
me that the person I broke up with is missing out.
This sentence has never made me feel better. Not
even for a single second. I always want to say, “I
don’t care if he’s missing out. I’m missing out right
now.”
Even if the other person made a mistake or took
me for granted or wasn’t long-term relationship
material, and even if I’ll be better off without him in
the long run, for now, I’m the one who no longer
has a plus-one for the wedding next month or a
date to the symphony or a vacation buddy or a
dinner partner or someone to have intimate
conversations with.
I’m the one who’s missing out.
3. “Your biological clock must be ticking.”
For the love of everything holy. I am neither a clock
nor a time bomb. How could you possibly know
how strong my desire to procreate is, and why is it
any of your business?
I am not ticking, but I am definitely ticked.
4. “You’re too picky.”
This usually comes from people who don’t know
me well at all, have no idea what I’m looking for in
a potential marriage partner and have never met
anyone I’ve dated.
The fact that two people are both single do not
make them perfect for each other. There are lots of
other variables that factor into the equation.
Let me just say this: If I turn down a man who lives
in his grandma’s basement, smells like rotting
garlic, hasn’t shaved since President Obama won
his first election, has fingernails longer than mine
have ever been, can’t hold down a job for more
than a month and thinks that speaking Klingon
makes him bilingual, that’s not being “picky” any
more than you saying you’re hungry and then
refusing to eat a moldy cheese sandwich is.
5. “You’ve gotta get out there more.”
I have attended college, two grad schools, church,
conferences, blind dates, speed-dating events and
singles mixers. I’ve signed up for several online
dating sites. I went on more first dates last year
than most people will go on in a lifetime.
Please don’t imply (or explicitly state) that the
reason I’m single is because I’m not trying hard
enough.
Plus, research has shown that 63 percent of
married couples meet through mutual friends. Not
at bars or coffee shops or on dating sites or
wherever else it is you think that single people
cross paths.
The majority of couples meet because their friends
introduce them to each other. So I’m not single
because I’m lazy; I’m probably single because of
you. It would be more helpful to us single women
if, instead of telling us to get out there, you’d host a
cocktail hour or a game night or a dinner party and
introduce us to some eligible bachelors you know.
source: huffingtonpost.com

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Written by Farooq kperogi
“My Names Are,” “Comity of States,” and Other
“Ministerial Screening” Grammatical Murders
I didn’t follow the live broadcast of the recent
senate confirmation hearing (or what the Nigerian
media and social media commentariat call
“ministerial screening”) of President Buhari’s
ministerial nominees, but scores of readers of this
column peppered me with questions on the several
grammatical bloopers committed by senators and
ministerial nominees during the hearing.
I was initially disinclined to write on the blunders
for at least two reasons. One, I had written about
many of them in the past, and I thought anyone
who was interested in finding out should use the
search box on my blog or the Daily Trust website.
Second, I thought it was unfair to pillory the
grammatical infractions of people who were
speaking under pressure since, in any event, in
speech, we don’t usually have the deliberateness,
forethought, and self-correction that we bring to
bear when we write.
Nevertheless, when I realized that the senate
confirmation hearing enjoyed a ma$$ive social
media blitz and inspired frenzied online chatter,
especially by young people who look up to older
people, including politicians, for direction on
language use, I thought this is probably a good
time to once again call attention to some of these
errors I had written about, which some people
missed.
Plus, many of the errors my readers called my
attention to are not simple errors of carelessness;
they are errors of ignorance. More importantly, I
read many people arguing back and forth over the
correctness of some of the expressions I isolate
below, with several of them tagging me and
requesting my intervention. I couldn’t respond to
all of the inquiries I received, so I think it’s
appropriate to highlight and discuss some of them.
1. “My names are.” I was told that several senators
(or is it ministerial nominees; forgive me because I
didn’t watch the whole live or recorded broadcast)
introduced themselves by saying “my names are….”
Well, as I have written in several articles, that’s
illiterate English.
The conventional expression is “my name is”
irrespective of the number of names of you have.
As I wrote before, as recently as three weeks ago,
contemporary native English speakers don’t
introduce themselves by saying “my names are.”
“Name” is a single unit and refers both to one’s
first name alone and to one’s first, (middle), and
last names combined. So the socially normative
and grammatically acceptable way to introduce
yourself is to either say “My name is Aliyu” or “My
name is Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko.” The fact of
the addition of “Magatakarda” and “Wamakko” to
“Aliyu” doesn’t require that you to pluralize “name”
to “names” to have “My names are Aliyu
Magatakarda Wamakko.”
The only occasion under which the phrase “my
names are” might be justified is if you have legally
changed your names many times in the past, like
criminals do, and didn’t take care to also legally
invalidate the previous name changes. Let me give
an example of what I mean.
Maybe when you were born your name was Adamu
Musa Ilyasu. When you became a teenager,
however, you committed a crime for which you
went to jail. When you came out of jail, you wanted
to escape from your past, so you changed your
name to Oluwale James Emeka. But, as years pa$$
ed by, you decided to run for office in Sokoto
where a name like Oluwale James Emeka is a
cultural and elector*l liability, so you again legally
changed your name to Aliyu Magatakarda
Wamakko. But then things came full circle and you
were caught in the web of the elaborate deceit you
have woven around your life. During questioning
by the police, you might say “my names are Adamu
Musa Ilyasu, Oluwale James Emeka, and Aliyu
Magatakarda Wamakko,” especially if the name
changes were done legally and previous names
were not legally invalidated.
That’s a very far-fetched scenario. In other words,
there will almost never be any need or occasion for
anyone to ever correctly say “my names are.”
2. “Comity of states.” In justifying why he built a
new government house in Ekiti State, Dr. Kayode
Fayemi, who might be Nigeria’s next foreign affairs
minister, said, among other things, “We have a
duty to be respected and regarded in the comity of
states.”
“Comity of states” is, of course, extended from the
fixed expression “comity of nations,” which is itself
routinely misused in Nigerian English. In my April
13, 2014 article titled “12 Popular Misusages in
Nigerian English,” I wrote: “[Comity of nations] is
often used in Nigerian English, especially in official
Nigerian English, where ‘community of nations’ [or
international community] would do.
“‘Comity of nations’ is a fixed phrase that means
the ‘courteous respect by one nation for the laws
and institutions of another.’ It basically means the
respect that nations have for each other’s
sovereignty. ‘Comity’ means harmony, so comity of
nations means harmony of nations, not a collection
of nations. Unfortunately, ‘comity of nations’ has
been misused even in Nigerian presidential
speeches delivered at international arenas.
“On the website of the Nigerian Emba$$y in the
USA, the following sentence appears: ‘Within that
period too, Nigeria gradually regained her voice in
the comity of nations.’ You would think that people
whose exposure to and knowledge of the practices
and registers of international relations are
considered worthy enough to be appointed to
represent Nigeria in the United States would know
enough to know that ‘community of nations’ is the
right phrase to use in the sentence above.”
Dr. Fayemi is an international relations expert who
should be familiar with the concept of “comity of
nations.” I am surprised that even he confused
“community” with “comity.” I hope he reads this
article and never goes to say something like
“Nigeria’s position in the comity of nations” at
international events when he becomes minister of
foreign affairs. “Comity” and “community” kind of
sound alike, but they mean two completely
different things.
3. “Knowing fully well.” Some people called my
attention to the use of the expression “knowing
fully well,” instead of “know full well,” during the
confirmation hearings. Well, I won’t gripe too much
about that.
As I wrote in an April 7, 2013 article , the standard
expression is “full well.” But “full well” is only a
surviving linguistic remnant of early Modern
English in contemporary English. That means
outside of the expression “full well,” “full” can’t be
used as an adverb. For instance, it would be wrong
to say “he was full loaded.” That should correctly
be “he was fully loaded.”
Why is this so? Before and during Shakespeare’s
time, people used “full” as an intensifying adverb
almost the same way we use “really” today. For
instance, in Henry VIII, Shakespeare wrote: “Anger
is like a full hot horse.” A modern writer would
write this sentence as, “Anger is like a really hot
horse.” But the sense of “full” as an intensifier in
the cla$$ of “really” has survived only in a few fixed
expressions like “(know) full well,” the
Shakespearean phrase “full fathom five,” and in the
phrase “full many a…” (such as in the sentence “full
many a glorious morning I have seen”).
So, in idiomatic English, “full well” is more
acceptable than “fully well.” But many people now
just say “you know really well” or simply “you
know” unless they want to show off their esoteric
erudition and mastery of idiomatic English.
Obsolete words that are still used in contemporary
English because they are frozen in idiomatic
expressions are called “fossil words.” So “full well”
is a fossil expression.
4. “States who…” In making a case for states to
have their own police, former Lagos State governor
Babatunde Fashola said, “States who want to run
state police….” It is improper grammar to use the
relative pronoun “who” for non-human subjects;
“which” and “that” are the preferred pronouns
when reference is made to non-human entities. So
it should be “states that want to…”
I would not have bothered with this but for the fact
that in Nigerian secondary school English language
exams, any student who uses the relative pronoun
“who” for a non-human subject will lose points,
and we will all turn around and bewail the
declining numbers of people who get credit pa$$es
in “O” level English.
5. “Ministerail.” The official communication from
President Muhammadu Buhari to Senate President
Bukola Saraki requesting the confirmation of
ministerial nominees misspelled “ministerial” as
“ministarail.” Any wonder that the “ministerail”
confirmation hearing was an exercise in
grammatical murders? I also discovered that many
Nigerians on social media misspell ministerial as
“ministarial.” What’s up with that?
Source:DailyTrust

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Suppose you and your partner have been trying
hard for a baby for quite sometime, but still have
not been able to conceive. There are possibilities
that you missed out on some rules that might help
increase your chances of getting pregnant. Below
are tricks to boost your fertility and get pregnant
fast.
The Time You Have $ex:
Experts suggest that a woman’s chances of
becoming pregnant are high if she has regular s*x.
Regardless of the time of the month, regular
intercourse can help improve a woman’s chances
of conceiving.
S*x at any time in a woman’s monthly cycle may
trigger immune system changes that boost the
likelihood of getting pregnant, a new study
suggests. The findings could eventually prove
useful for couples trying to conceive, researchers
from Indiana University at Bloomington said.
“It’s a common recommendation that partners
trying to have a baby should engage in regular
inter-course to increase the woman’s changes of
getting pregnant even during ‘nonfertile’ periods
although it’s unclear how this works,” said lead
investigator Tierney Lorenz, from the university’s
Kinsey Institute.
“This research is the first to show that the s*xual
activity may cause the body to promote types of
immunity that support conception,” she said in a
university news release.
The findings are based on information from 30
women who participated in the Kinsey Institute’s
study. Half of the women were s*xually active, half
were abstinent. “The female body needs to navigate
a tricky dilemma,” Lorenz said. “In order to protect
itself, the body needs to defend against foreign
invaders.
Figure Out When You Ovulate:
One of the most important factors to getting
pregnant fast is knowing when you ovulate. You
can become pregnant only when a sperm meets an
egg and that egg only comes usually once a month,
around day 14 in your cycle.
It is said that women with very regular 28-day
cycles can just count 14 days from the first day of
their period to determine their ovulation date.
However, if your cycles aren’t regular, an ovulation
kit can help you pinpoint your most fertile time.
Since the egg only survives for a day or two, there’s
only a limited window each month during which
you can actually get pregnant. Hence, it is
important to know that the most fertile time is
around the time of ovulation.
Know The Positions:
Experts are of the view that different s*x positions
play a key role in getting pregnant. Although there
is no scientific proof on the best s*xual positions
for baby-making, it is believed that having s*x in
the ‘missionary position’ (man-on-top position) is
best as it allows for deep penetration so the man’s
sperm can be ejacu-lated as close to the cervix (the
opening of the womb) as possible.
Maintain An Ideal Weight:
Being too thin can hamper your fertility, but being
overweight can affect your fertility as well because
too much body fat produces excess estrogen,
which can interfere in ovulation.
Take Folic Acid:
Folic acid is important for women who are trying to
get pregnant. Experts suggest that women who
take folic acid before trying for a baby (ideally for
at least three months before conceiving and for the
first 12 weeks of pregnancy) have fewer chances of
having a baby with conditions such as spina bifida,
etc.

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Hmmm! Ok seriously, I need honesty here.
On your traditional wedding day, your wife’s ex
pulls this dollar spreading stunt in front of you,
what will you do?

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Did this young lady get what she deserved?


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Super Eagles forward, Emmanuel Emenike, took to
Instagram some hours ago to announce that he is
quitting the national team.
The 28 year old who has been playing for the
country for just 5 years, announced the end of his
international career without stating any reason.
In the Instagram message he posted, he looked
back on his victories, including the Africa Cup of
Nations Top goalscorer award he won in 2013,
when Nigeria took the AFCON Cup. He said he has
never regretted playing for the country and
apologized for not being the goalscorer he was well
known for.
Emenike: No more Eagles career! "After 5 great
years, I am happy to announce that I have put
full-stop to my Nationa team career for the sake
of national peace." "Its a pleasure for me to
have played for this great country. I never
regretted it and I think its the best time to end it.
Millions thanks to all the fans who have been
very supportive during the good and bad
times." "I am very proud of my performance, I
am proud of my team mates and I am very
proud of the nation called 'Nigeria'. My AFCON
gold medal is a sign of great achievement, My
AFCON topscorer award speaks a lot about my
commitment and dedication to the team. Super
Eagles is a camp not a family house, and it
shouldn't be a threat zone for any individual. I
have done according to our national anthem.
"All my dreams came true in the national team,
I dreamt to win Nations Cup for Nigeria after
20-years, I dreamt to played at the World Cup as
well as to make a name for myself… In the
space of five years, I got them. I'm a winner!
"For every dissapointing fans, maybe due to my
inability to re-establish my goal scoring instinct
for Super Eagles, I will like to say I'm sorry but
the ones I had scored counted well for the
team. As long as Nigeria remains, you and I will
always remember the name 'Emenike'. "Finally, I
am happy to make a bow and continue
supporting the team everytime. Up Eagles, God
Bless Nigeria!
A photo posted by Emmanuel Emenike (@chiboy_
ee29) on Oct 19, 2015 at 1:25pm PDT
Emenike currently plays for Al Ain in the United
Arab Emirates, on a loan from his Turkish club,
Fenerbahce.
Though his announcement contained no direct hint
of animosity, fans are wondering if his exit is
influenced by Eagles coach, Sunday Oliseh. Former
Eagles Captain and goalkeeper, who quit the Super
Eagles team 3 weeks ago, also announced his exit
on Instagram after a major disagreement with the
coach.
Emmanuel Emenike has at least 4 Club titles from
his stint at Karabükspor, Spartak Moscow,
and Fenerbahçe; and one national title from the
Super Eagles win at the African Cup Of Nations in
2013.



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