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Once, while playing "Never have I ever" with a bunch of people, one friend admitted she had cried after sex. The guys gave her a hard time about it and even the girls poked fun at her. I think we were all imagining Andie Anderson's crazypants friend in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days who says, "The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried."
Well, I can no longer judge. Because yep, today I cried after sex. In all fairness, I was already sort of crying before sex and the post-hookup tears had nothing to do with the sex being beautiful or anything.
I was just having one of those days. Overwhelmed with work. Dealing with a friend who was less than happy with me. Tired as hell. And when I started to tell D. about all of it, the floodgates opened. I haven't cried in front of him very often and when I do it's usually because we're fighting. So D. was really taken aback that I was crying about something unrelated to him. And by taken aback, I mean he had no freaking clue how to react and froze up for 15 seconds.
Then he put his arm around me, sat me on the bed, and just listened in silence while I let it all out. He finally asked, "If I were in your shoes, what would you tell me?" It was the absolute perfect thing to say. "That it'll all work out," I responded. "Of course it will." And he pulled me into a hug.
That's when I realized,I really want to have sex with this boy. Right. Now.
I started kissing him and pulled off his shirt. It took D. about three seconds to switch gears.
We lay down on the bed and I didn't need any foreplay so I just grabbed D. and pulled him towards me. We both were on our sides, and I threw my top leg over his hip. He then put his top leg between mine. (I'm pretty sure this is what Howie Day was talking about in "Collide" when he sang "And I'm tangled up in you.")
The best word to describe this position, which I later found out is called Spider Web, is: sweet. It's also comfortable and easy and did I mention sweet? And just like the guy in the illustration, D. had his hands on my lower back. My clitoris was happy because D. could pull me towards him as he thrusted. And my mind was happy because it gave me this protected, loved feeling. (Shmoopy, I know, but cut me some slack today. I was just crying, after all!)
D. finished and I didn't. And then as we were chilling on the bed, I started tearing up again. Clearly, I was in an emotional mood. And D. just hugged me till I made a joke about how he should probably dump me now because I was obviously turning into that girl and might buy him a love fern now.
Have you ever cried after sex? How does your guy react when you get upset? Does he get all awkward or does he know what to do? Have you ever seenhim cry?

Akpos was preparing a special meal [ Rice & Beans] so he added meat and many ingredents which made the food teste great. So soon akpos look and saw his friend coming.
Akpos said oh no he is coming again so akpos shauted fire fire in that house but friend did not turn around so he said to him see you are nt going to eat this food ok beter go back.
The friend said habamana, make i reach first na. And d friend was hungry so soon akpos drop the food and serve for himself only so when he was eating he was saying oh i pitty mr pitty 4 he can not teste the meaty sweety.
The friend look at him Akpos said even if you pluck your eyes into my Rice, i will remove them and eat my food. Soon he finish eating the frnd asked what is that botle doin hear? Akpos sayd dat is where i put my oil that i use to cook the man said do u wasd it? Akpos answerd NO. Why? Becous that is where we put our OTAPIAPIA Now, that is why i come to hav my own i want to kil mosquito . Akpos faint for 5hours

Akpos and his friend were watching a movie soon his friend sighted a man with bald head. The head was shining He showed him to  Akpos. AKPOS said i can slap that man three times and he will not do me any thing the friend said how he said wait and see.
Akpos went to the man an gave him a slap and said  Akin na hear u hide abi? D man luk at him and said please this is not Akin am josh ok. Akpos sayd am sory. D man move down. Akpos went and slap him again and said so Akin na here u hide weh i de slap sombody there ba? The man look again Akpos say oh no i thought it was my friend sory. The man move upside and satdown. Akpos went again this time he gave him the hotest slap ever and said you this ediot Akin you de here i come the slap people for back ba? You this boy the man went out of the TV showing center Akpos laugh and laugh

Akpos and his friend Okpeyeye are very good friends and very poor as well.
 So one day God suger there tea and butter their bread.
On there way to the farm that fateful day one rich man drove by and see the two handsome men going into the bush to fetch firewood for sell the man askd them how are you going to carry it they said on our head na,
sheh you no no? na for nose befor?
AKPOS aded.
The man said ok what ever. I have a bicycle here with me that i brought for my soon but i will give it to one of you and give the other of you the money to buy his own ok.
They all agreed hapily and thank the man. As soon as he left they start dragin who to cary the bicycle
AKPOS said im old let me choose first
Ok.
Opkeyeye replied. Akpos took the bicycle and opkeyeye too the money they al went there way hapily that day.
But the bicycle does not have bell. And the money remain just a naira to complete the money for the bicycle.
One day akpos was coming back from farm an was on high speed along a slopy area so he saw people down afa off he could not even shaut he went and germ the people and wound them so he took the bicycle and return it.
And said  oga take your trouble you wan use this bicycle kill me? Abi? And find trouble for me? She? and my family. Abi? no way take ur property. I no want. Then Opkeyeye also returnd the money that he was unable to get the one naira to make it up to the amount need. So he sayd i don waka waka and since den al my savings weh i de enta okada de look for money don finish insted of him to use it to buy the bicycle he did not So all of them went back to carry there firewood on there head again

Among the two who foolish pass??

Answer??

Is Terryg a G?? Equal to ghost?[terryghost]

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The Game Guy
A guy was pasing by the road one day, soon he sited a fine jeep prado packed by the road side. He was like ah how i wish this car should be mine' he never end his thought he saw a fine lady coming that way. Soon he went close to the car and pretend to be making a false call leaning on the flashing car, he began to say ah this mechanic is wasting my time i send to bring those spare parts worth of 20million naira what is he still doing? Soon the lady had him saying all that so he tought the lady was faling for him soon  the lady said to him excuse me, he ne mind he pretend to be making another call the lady repeated again saying excuse me, he shift back and wanted to say hi. The guy eyes were wide open when the lady took out the keys to the car and drove away in his presence living him there
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Akpos see old time frnd, he asked him! Guy i am broke cant you see how i am wretched and poor i cant even affored a me 4 a day and look at you! You are just fresh what is the secret? Akporoko replied my man na dream oh even na dream i dey dream oh you can try it and see,
Akpos: how do u mean dream?
Akporoko reply, yes if u dream eating you will wake up beleful.
Akpos! Ok i wil try it out.
Akpos, i will dream to mr biggs. Soon so early as 7pm akpos has ran to his bed and grab his pillow and start dreaming soon in the dream he was going to mr kayode bread store soon he ask for bread and the give him he start eating the bread in the dream before hecould no he almost finished the bread and he woke up and discover dat half of his pilow case is gone he has eating up his pilow

am 22 yrs old and i fall in love with a girl i meet online facebook. Now i asked her out she acept but i dont know the next thing to do am lost to the world please advice me.

Akpos went to the market a man aproched him an said akpos what do you want to buy? Akpos think and said i want to buy a car but i lost my check of ten million. The said ok i will give you the ten million if you wil dance naked. So akpos naked himself in the market. The father came and see his soon naked and asked him.
Akpos reply they will give me 10milion naira . The father also naked himself and start dancing naked in the market square.

MY good people, heaven and hell are real destinies that exist, dont think that its a kind of a joke because sooner of later the lord will return to take his own to his father's house where? Are u going to be? Now is the right time to repent there is no repentance in hell Jesus gave himself to save you what do still think is inportant than that? Be were that soon he will cone for his holy people. Lets pray. Father in heaven we thank you for the gift of life, thank you for your love and the coming of the lord Jesus christ who die on the cross for me. Lord i well come you into my heart today save me from this entanal destroction oh lord. Thank you for i know you have answerd in Jesus name Amen.

AKPOS went to visit his girl in the evening soon it start raining the girls parent ask akpos to pass the night with them. So he agreed. As soon as the girl went to make the bed and the parents went to their bed room. Akpos. Said no who will wake me up tomorow early?   The girl come out looking for him, and both the parent were woried what might hapend to theire In-law. Soon akpos arived wet and socked with rain water. The girl ask where have you been? And look you are so wet,
Akpos replied. I went to get my alarm clock from my room at home.

akpos walk down the road that day and was hungry. He saw a girl buying food stuff so he hanged around and the lady had only 2000naira in her wallet so she used up 1000 naira remaining 1000 single note  with her. Akpos went and snatched it from her, soon the lady start screeming,!!!my wallet my wallet"""akpos went and changed the money and come back and said aunty i collected back for you, he nearly killed me. The lady replied oh am sory my dear God bless you, the lady cheked the wallet and discover that there is 100 naira changed notes instead of 1000 naira note single, the lady ask. was there not 1000naira note? How come is it changed? Akpos replied, yes the other day i found one the person said. oh i would have give something but there is no change. So that is why.

Do you know that Bible is the father to Quaran?